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@mari-juku.bsky.social

fuck elon ✌🏼

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Latest posts by mari-juku.bsky.social on Bluesky

She’s trying for a girl I know it. As she should bc a lil riri would be iconic!!

06.05.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now… this bitch is 13 years old! This is how you hit puberty when BeyoncΓ© is your actual Motherrrr. She said β€œAwkward phase?? I don’t know her!!” #beyhive #cowboycarter

29.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Petty read but I literally hate hair theory. β€œDifferent hair styles give different vibes” is not a fucking theory. It’s just a fact!! Dumb bitches on TikTok act like it’s a philosophical breakthrough to say β€œChanging things changes things”

15.04.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of Harper from Industry on HBO

Pic of Harper from Industry on HBO

Pic of Yasmin from Industry on HBO

Pic of Yasmin from Industry on HBO

I need these bitches to explain the stock market situation to me in an aggressively horny manner. Harpsichord would know what to do #industryhbo

07.04.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wisconsin State Supreme Court
PROJECTED WINNER
Susan Crawford
Decision Desk HQ

Wisconsin State Supreme Court PROJECTED WINNER Susan Crawford Decision Desk HQ

We deserved some good news!

02.04.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 73385    πŸ” 8579    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 1000

✊🏼 WE DID IT! ✊🏼

πŸ“ŒBREAKING: Judge Susan Crawford destroys Musk/Trump candidate here in Wisconsin!

02.04.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 6
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

Signal being happy for all the attention they're getting, yet seeing everyone calling it an unsecure app.

26.03.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œ factory sealed 2020” is really the cherry on top bc WHAT

23.03.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched Avatar the Last Airbender during 2020 covid lockdown and I’m watching Korra now. Just need some kind of hope and wisdom in the form of child element benders

20.03.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully this is what’s going on with our country right now

20.03.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen we hit our lowest point, we’re open to the greatest change” - Avater Aang at the end of Korra szn 1

20.03.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You look incredible 😍 who designed this gorgeous corset?!

14.03.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a Cybertruck with a sticker on the rear that says "Rivian"

a Cybertruck with a sticker on the rear that says "Rivian"

don't think that's going to work

10.03.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15174    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 435    πŸ“Œ 347
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*endorsed

09.03.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4586    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 80

Gwendolyn Christie with these damn goat people?!? Wtfffff

05.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like very much giving LOST. But if it ends like Lost, I’ll end it all

05.03.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruhhhh. #severance is absolutely ba-nay-nays

05.03.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolores repeatedly saying β€œBob the Queen.”

28.02.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

24.02.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21887    πŸ” 3961    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 71

Ever procrastinate so hard you end up playing the moon game on Google?🌚🌝 I beat that lunar bitch baddd. Still have to do work tho 🫀

21.02.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely think it’s fucked up that Black History Month is the shortest month but I am so so glad February is short. January is so damn long and cold. We just need some forward movement. Let’s go March!

21.02.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg @crissle.com’s voice in this BeyoncΓ© cecred commercial?!?! My favs keep winning!! #beyhive @thisistheread.com

21.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MUST WATCH: Rich McCormick (R) got embarrassed at his own town hall because he wouldn’t admit the obviousβ€”Trump is headed straight for dictatorship. He dodged the questions and got BOOED to hell. Things are heating up!

21.02.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 721    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 43
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ICYMI β€” Not an SNL cold open or AI. This pure uncut cringe is a real thing that happened.

21.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 52

Family values πŸ€ͺ

21.02.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

20.02.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14484    πŸ” 3576    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 227

sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth

20.12.2024 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2067    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18

Like who knew Sam was smart! Learning so much

14.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad the obnoxious men are gone and the quieter ppl have a chance to talk

14.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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