Dallas Danger Vaught

A photo of Yoshinobu Yamamoto sleeping and holding the World Series trophy on the plane.

MVP.

Last night I played a dope show and the Dodgers won the World Series. Today I had lunch with 7 of my favorite people, and now the Cup Series Championship Race. Hell of a way to kick off my 40’s!

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

To be clear, I am very happy the Dodgers won. Just can’t really fathom it. Most of the series, it felt like the Blue Jays were the better team.

Also, shoutout to the Jays. What a ball club. Very likable group of guys.

I still can’t believe the Dodgers won that series. It has not sunk in at all yet.

Fuck Jack Morris and go Dodgers.

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

What a fucking exclamation point on an absolutely dominant season. Can’t wait to see this guy in Cup next yea- what’s that you say?

a cartoon fox wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a hammer in a room . ALT: a cartoon fox wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a hammer in a room .

“Fund Corey Heim a full time ride? Fund Corey Heim a full time ride?”

a pixelated image of a woman covering her nose with her hand with a cw logo behind her ALT: a pixelated image of a woman covering her nose with her hand with a cw logo behind her

TFW you realize @camptrashband.bsky.social released a new record today:

If you’ve ever wondered why @cespedesbbq.bsky.social get paid to talk (and write) about baseball, their latest episode of Baseball Bar b Cast, recapping their experience of seeing the 18-inning game 3 live and in person, should be all you need.

Shohei Ohtani hits 2 HRs and 2 2Bs tonight.

For most players, this would be the greatest game of their life.

For him, this doesn't come close to matching what he did in a game last week.

unfortunately nascar fans cannot listen to the new taylor swift songs because the race cars are very loud

Big Lawrence Butler guy over here. One of my fave non-Dodgers.

At one point during yesterdays race, I looked at my partner and said “SVG is gonna be a problem. Soon. Cause he’s figuring out the ovals.”

YouTube video by NASCAR This Is Definitely Not the Trailer | RISING Premieres Nov 17

This looks good, people wanna see the drivers' personalities!

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 2

I think the important thing is for Max Muncy to stay mid-werewolf transformation, that's weirdly where his power is at its peak

Sheldon Creed, Sheldon Creed
Living reflections from a dream

Put on your stockings, babe, the nights are gettin’ cold

In fairness, I didn’t feel good about most of game 1 last year either.

the last time a World Series game was played at SkyDome in Toronto, it was in 1993 against the Phillies and their catcher was Darren Daulton. Later, his Phillies teammate, Gary Varsho, named his son after Daulton, and Daulton Varsho just homered for the Blue Jays at SkyDome in the World Series

Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.

a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag .. ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..

Game 1 of the World Series tonight!

The calm that I felt all of last postseason is officially gone.

GET OUT YOUR PAPER BAGS, DODGER FANS!!!

Talking to absolutely no one in particular:

The Blue Jays are not a small market team, they have a top 5 payroll, they gave Vladdy $500 million non-deferred, they tried to give Ohtani the exact same contract that he accepted with LA.

Their market is Canada. It's a big market!

‼️ ‼️ ‼️

Yes I’m a Dodger fan, but as a baseball sicko, when you say things like “they’re ruining baseball!” All I hear is “I don’t know ball”

It’s official!! Super pumped!