Bumper sticker: Wu-Tang Clan logo overlaid with Hartford Whalers logo

saw an unhinged bumper sticker tonight in CT

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

Foo Fighters’ Eponymous Debut Album ‘Foo Fighters’ Turns 30 | Album Anniversary Expectations weren’t that high for the album as, by design, people weren’t that aware of Dave Grohl’s versatility as a songwriter and performer, following his high-profile stint as Nirvana’s drummer.

Foo Fighters released their eponymous debut album ‘Foo Fighters’ (1995) 30 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @andy-healy.bsky.social here: album.ink/FooFighters95

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Because I am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. I write all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. I suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can I have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

watching ken chang toss out banger shitposts on linkedin evokes the exact same feeling as watching mike trout put up 10 WAR seasons on the Angels

TEARS FOR FEARS - SONGS FROM THE BIG CHAIR

happy 40th birthday to a truly incredible album

Seal as a Seal

Mountain Dew was like

Guess we're just not calling shit.

This feels like what Twitter was in 2014 or so

I’m glad you’re on Bluesky, Jerry

Satellite view of Louisiana, with geographical landmarks such as the coast, the Mississippi River, and Lake Pontchartrain clearly seen. The normally mostly green areas of the southern part of the state are almost solid white from snow and ice.

Frozen South Louisiana from NASA Worldview - NASA GOES-East at 9:30 a.m. 1/22/25

#Louisisana #snow

A bowl with a piece of flan in it cut in the shape of the Wu-Tang Clan logo

Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Wu-Tang Flan.

#DOOM is now playable in a PDF file 🎮

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

Goalie driving a zamboni at halftime to clean the ice

ICE HOCKEY
NINTENDO 1988
NES

picture of Dearborn Heights, Michigan

picture of Dearborn Heights, Michigan

picture of Dearborn Heights, Michigan

picture of Dearborn Heights, Michigan

Dearborn Heights, Michigan
Population: 55,353
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dearborn_Heights,_Michigan

A list of ten countries and the number of heavy metal bands they have per 1 million people...

China = 0.1
Jamaica = 0.3
Thailand = 2
Albania = 3
South Korea = 4
Cuba = 6
Japan = 11
Russia = 14
Brazil = 18
Finland = 532

Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

Screenshot of Flav’s Spotify wrapped and his top artist is flavor flav

Screenshot of Flav’s Spotify wrapped and his top song is flavor flav every where man

Self Love 🫶🏾

Michigan football team arrives home to Ann Arbor, immediately go to Yost Ice Arena for the Wolverines' game against Western Michigan, preceded by a montage of OSU game highlights (sorry no audio, the stream mutes it between periods but don't miss the Michigan Nutcracker):

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

Development files for Super Mario World contain graphics for an extremely cartoonish Piranha Plant with eyes. Below is a mock-up of how it could have appeared in-game.

cover art for battlefield 1942, the only good video game

i can't believe it! for the 22nd consecutive year, Battlefield 1942 has been named Game of the Year at the Video Game Awards

How the fuck did Detroit get 38 first downs in an NFL game

Waluigi and Wario are not related. How god damn weird is that? Did two weird guys who hate the Mario Brothers meet on a vBulletin?