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@utleysam.bsky.social

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Really it depends on how you do the math, you could say it’s 20,000% off.

28.01.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Sinners and it really really is that good. Spellbinding work of art.

23.01.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re on the traitors and you’re asking β€œwhy am I still here?” I’m afraid the answer is you’re a huge dum-dum

21.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(The English Civil Wars)

17.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou just have to roll your eyes, what people get up to…”

-My mom about…you will never guess what.

17.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the boast of a Risk-addicted poli sci major, talking shit in the dorm common room over a bottle of liquor someone else bought, the night before he bombs the foreign service written exam

06.01.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1813    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 8
25.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 843    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 15

In general, AI adoption levels are a measurement of to what extent a particular reward system (a corporation, a market, academia as a whole system) has ceased to distinguish between doing a thing and pretending to do a thing

22.12.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 856    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

10.12.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8711    πŸ” 2600    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 32

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

29.04.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10518    πŸ” 4557    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 215

Since there are only 3 more performances, let me bang a drum for Die Rheinnixen from @gothicopera.bsky.social . Musically outstanding with so much rich, splendid, non-comic Offenbach to relish.

Not to be missed, say I, and when was I ever wrong? #HostageToFortune

30.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I won't go on about this forever, but the idea that it's a *novel or counterintuitive* notion for the right to be the real threat to free speech ... just makes me fucking dizzy. It's always the right, always the traditionalists, always the fundamentalists, always the status quo powers.

05.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Charlie Kirk Didn’t Shy Away From Who He Was. We Shouldn’t Either.

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

13.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14435    πŸ” 3194    πŸ’¬ 380    πŸ“Œ 376

I’ve actually not been able to get this out of my head today. What he said about right radical violence being justified because it’s people who β€œdon’t want to see crime.” It was one of the most extreme declarations I’ve ever heard, way worse than β€œvery fine people.” The implications are so severe.

13.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The last 100 years of US politics

04.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3820    πŸ” 855    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 50

Imperial War Museum, Kew Gardens (bit out of the way but definitely worth it if you have the interest), Thames clipper to Greenwich from Vauxhall pier, portobello road antique market. Also good museums: Victoria and Albert, Wallace collection, John Soane house.

08.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Against my will) overheard Fox News reporter smugly deriding Hunter Biden β€œnot being able to say a sentence without dropping an f bomb” and in the same report criticising democrats for not understanding regular people. Honey the call is coming from inside the house. That’s how people talk.

25.07.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you had a 15 year old who said this to you and seemed to believe it, you’d be up all night panicking about what it’s going to cost you in tutors to get them into the 2nd-to-last ranked public university in your state.

28.06.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6702    πŸ” 923    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 71
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Elon Musk’s reputation must be beyond rehabilitation It's time to end the myth of his genius once and for all

Elon Musk gutted the federal government, dismantled key institutions, and cut off food and medicine to some of the poorest people on the planet.

By leaving DOGE, he’s trying to restore his reputation and rescue his struggling businesses. He should never be allowed to recover.

12.06.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3107    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 44

My celebrity crush from when I was a teenager just complimented my singing. Sometimes life happens.

19.05.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.05.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(β€œHard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

26.04.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah what happened to all the β€œwhat about potentially false accusations???” reply guys from years past?

22.04.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look up the UK global talent visa, with two tiers: leader or potential leader. I’m not sure you’d be able to fit the requirements but maybe worth looking into.

20.04.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss, also the mummy the will and the crypt

17.04.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel meme from "The White Lotus," S3, Ep,6, Panel 1:  Saxton: Why can't you just like my geneative A*I art?
 Panel 2: Chelsea:  You have to be vulnerable enough to be bad at something to be good at it, but you're too much of a coward.
Panel 3: Chelsea: Because you're soulless.
Panel 4: Saxton disassociating

A four panel meme from "The White Lotus," S3, Ep,6, Panel 1: Saxton: Why can't you just like my geneative A*I art? Panel 2: Chelsea: You have to be vulnerable enough to be bad at something to be good at it, but you're too much of a coward. Panel 3: Chelsea: Because you're soulless. Panel 4: Saxton disassociating

29.03.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17185    πŸ” 3604    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 60

Attacking the Supreme Emperor of the Galaxy on pizzeria regulatory policy *from the left*

28.12.2024 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unhinged behaviour from my husband?

14.12.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Install rocket launchers on London buses you cowards

08.12.2024 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to see any more pictures of poems thanks

04.12.2024 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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