@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
Thank you for your service fighting wars for rich people.
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get yourself a work of fine art and support a disabled artist today 🙏🎨
18.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0“I’m just one person, what can I do?”
Bro.. WTF … call your representative and leave a voicemail !!!
#JeezDoIHaveToSpellItAllOut
If you’re a celebrity or politician and NOT on the Epstein list, reply to this thread with a 🙋🏻♂️.
I wanna see something.
BREAKING NEWS
Toilets will now require Face ID verification and access to your medical records to flush.
#ForYourSafetyAndYourFreedom
Hey Y’all …just wanted to take a moment to say…
F u c k E v e r y o n e
They quadrupled groceries prices and Americans just accepted it.
15.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0NEW Business Idea !!
A company where employees are not just employees but more like family.
#TeamSynergy
Can I borrow $50,000?
I need to buy groceries for the week.
“HEADLINE: Famous person died suddenly from mystery illness”
The 5G cell towers are coming home to roost.
#CovidShrinksPenis
Not sure they heard you.
Make sure to project your voice directly at them
BIRD FLU 🚨
Remember a couple years ago..
.. when everyone was afraid Bird Flu was going to infect your cock.*
*and hens
#H5N1
Hear me out:
a No Kings Rally PLUS a General Strike.
All in one day! BOOOM!
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oil painting of the raid taking place on minneapolis right now. several real people are included
"The Raid of Minneapolis," 1.25x2 meter (4.1x6.5 foot) oil painting on hand stretched gallery canvas, 10,000 usd
#oilpainting #oils #traditionalart #art #bsnm #fineart #queerart #painting #paint
NEW Business Idea !!
A health insurance company that offers FREE go fund me for all the things it doesn’t cover.
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#FreeAtNoAdditonalCost !!
The tear gas is starting to affect my brunch schedules.
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Can y’all VOTE HARDER cause i think I might already be at max hardness.
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#SaveOurDemocracy
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.
#💪
If they let us vote again…
.. I will vote so HARD.
#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat
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SERIOUS QUESTION
What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?
Share your tips below.
Covid is endemic.*
*in your testes and dick
#ViralPersistence
I am LIVID.
I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.
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Reminder as you pack your lunches
01.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EVERY DAY I open up the news and the HORRORS remind me of why I will voting even HARDER next time they let me vote.
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My representatives are NOT READY for what’s coming.
#SCATHINGvoicemails
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DEMOCRACY is when you have the freedom to call your representatives.*
*who eat babies
#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep
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If USA was serious about everyone’s right of freedom to protest…
.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.
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Last time this happened, I called my representatives and left a voicemail.
This is how change happens.
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.. but we will all commute to work tomorrow ...like any other day...
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The AMERICAN DREAM has evolved:
BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.
MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
