@mattyrowe.bsky.social
I have never achieved escape velocity
A screenshot of an email inbox showing an email solicitation from “The Democrats” with the subject line “You are not an ATM”
Is this a psyop
02.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe it's been 26 years since I was Sassy Magazine's Sassiest Boy in America.
14.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Easily my second favorite opening to a Arkansas-centered news story of all time.
03.12.2025 01:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw an older guy with a black flag sticker on his Honda element loading up a little free pantry. Happy thanksgiving all.
27.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Goodbye The Band
STATUE CITY (2001, 2025)
directed by Import Jr.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyIO...
One of my favorite things I've heard about the UAPB Golden Lion logo is that it was designed by a UAPB art student while they were attending school.
04.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The third installment of the Tirico/Jordan interview is going to have MJ talking backwards while Tirico dances in slow motion.
29.10.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh look: archive.org/details/Linn...
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State violence, in a nutshell
23.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This feels like it’s the triumphant end of a training montage that I would kill to see.
22.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The NBA on NBC broadcast keeps highlighting the glory days of basketball in the 90s as today’s stars keep getting compared to Penny Hardaway and Sam Cassell. Only watching game 2 in hope of Cedric Ceballos or Nick Van Exel shoutouts.
22.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's almost that time of year for Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout
21.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who up (throwback post)
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A cover of seminal 1970 book Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. The 55 year old story has been given a modern book cover that depicts smartphone texting, and it appears God is working on his response.
This is either the funniest or worst cover for a Judy Blume classic.
14.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Im where I always thought I’d be: watching youth soccer right outside what was once home to the second largest stockpile of chemical weapons in the United States.
11.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A google maps screenshot of a rural home labeled as Steve’s Goat Colonoscopy Center.
Somewhere close to Romance, Arkansas is
10.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A graph for birds Noah has seen. Crows, sparrows, pigeons and a high rate of roadrunners are accounted for.
Looking at my 8-year-old’s math homework. Thinking “hell yeah Noah”
02.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hooted and hollared when I read that.
29.09.2025 14:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Realized today my calling is to modernize (read: rip-off) Voltaire and write an updated Candide that starts in Bentonville, Arkansas and never leaves the state.
29.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Heartbreaking.
25.09.2025 14:04 — 👍 78 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Occasional photo dump
07.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A doodle of a cat named Stacy painted on a wall in an alley
STACY
06.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 108 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0Ham Shanks
30.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Town Pump Culinary Director” is maybe one of the funniest Little Rock things that exists.
25.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should have been a livestock guardian dog instead of a person. Sleep all day, walk around at night arooing and peeing, protecting everyone,
23.08.2025 16:14 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Reupping this because we're getting closer and closer. Still would love willing viewers who can give feedback and appreciate those who are already doing so.
18.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Reupping this because we're getting closer and closer. Still would love willing viewers who can give feedback and appreciate those who are already doing so.
18.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0the sixth or seventh greatest reveal in cinema history
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