Cyber Razor Cunt

Thanks LT, it's been a wonderful day!

Thanks Ben!

Haha thanks Kami!

Thanks Aidan!

Thanks Stu!

A whole load of nice gifts! Beat the intro and bullseye dvd games, YMO's kyoretsu na rhythm and Oingo Boingo's Boingo on cd, a blue chicken plush and a box of Japanese snacks. Next to the box are a couple of small pins which are hard to see, but there's a cat one and a starfleet one with a hello kitty one not pictured

Got the box of snacks from my sister but jesus Christ Lewis spoiled me rotten for my birthday! I'm so excited to listen to more YMO later!

The beginning of castlevania symphony of the night but Dracula is saying "well well well, if it isn't the piss queen of cum mountain"

It's a fricking riding crop with an orange camo handle

Unhinged find at the charity shop today

I respect everyone in their mean girl era but couldn't be me. I saw Richie Morgan at glesgames and thought he looked like Aardman's attempt of a northern vocaloid and I still feel bad about it now

Fair fucks, good luck with the pissing

Do you normally actually see the stone after you piss it out?

I like when Macross asks if I remember love and I'm like yes!! Got that thang in my life!!!

Figured a lot of people see you with a craned neck since you're so tall but fair enough

If only someone could have taught her

Jesus, glad they've managed to help a bit but hope you get better soon x

Holy shit I'm so sorry Pete! Hope they can sort something out for you x

Still seething at the dietician telling the group to use ChatGPT to make a meal plan based on what they've got. Yknow fuck having a group discussion WITH A PROFESSIONAL on how to manage our own mealplans based on what we like just let the bot fucking slurp up a lake to tell us to eat brown rice jfc

It's my birthday next week and I'm bricking it. Not so much being 34, I've been accidentally saying I'm that old for nearly a year but moreso the pressure of marking the day with revelry otherwise you've wasted it. I can't plan having fun, what the fuck

Always heard that it's a misconception that sugary shite like chocolate doesn't help cramps but yet I've been eating fruit and veg and my guts feel like I've got gangbanged by construction machinery. Gonna eat the 7kg back in boxes of broken biscuits.

Whenever I get really warm and flushed I always get freaked out cause the first time I properly felt it was when I fucked my liver up so when I hit menopause I'm cooked

Madden screenshot listing options for: Offensive Guru Defensive Guru Development Wizard

Madden is the winner of the show for giving us names for weirdos online

Please don't bring motion controls back to Dragonball games I was hoping the price would drop on Dragonball Kinetic don't do this to me

Namco just straight up licking your shaft here. RePac 2 and new Katamari, Jesus Christ

Weight management team lady was asked about putting meal plans together, and she recommended ChatGPT. I feel like I'm going insane. I was expecting the dietician to have some professional experience to call from to help. What is happening.

Garfield getting booted off the fence, with a KAWHOCK! sound.

She garfin' on my Jon until I-

Omg rare drop

So that's where all the love you put into them came from

People ask me how I knew Lewis was the one for me and it was when he took a picture of my back hair because I was cold and he wanted to prove he could see it standing proudly in the setting winter sun

Styx is Abba for people who haven't come to terms with their homosexuality

Loving finding out the english translations of the random vocaloid songs that stick with me. "Vegetable juice is great" "I can't do my math cause I keep jerking off" "I'd like to shout out the producers" and of course "Had a good shag recently".