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At 23 years old, Scooter is one fit Southern three-banded armadillo! His secret? One Fast Cat exercise wheel. His keepers share that Scooter “loves it and runs on it all the time.” You’re an inspiration to us all, little buddy! #InternationalArmadilloDay

My older sister has a tiny back yard she babies with lots of fun plants.

This juvie coopers hawk appreciated the sprinkler

A hummingbird is hovering, the image catches both wings in front of the bird. The wings are lit up from the backlight.

A backlit hummingbird approaches a feeder. Its wings are back and glowing a light blue from backlighting.

A backlit hummingbird is caught in flight. Its wings glow light blue and orange. Its tail feathers are spread wide and glowing shades of orange.

The photo shows a hummingbird from the left side with the left wing straight out and glowing rainbow colors from being backlit by the sun.

Some of the single bird #rainbowwings this early evening.

1- Who needs a hug? 🥰

2- so much blue 🩵

3- I don’t think I’ve seen so much color on tail feathers before

4- that’s a rainbow right there!
#birds

If Trump wants the DC streets cleared, he should just hold another military parade

Absolutely littered with biodegradable paper straws

Ending a contentious zoom meeting by riding my office chair into the duck pond

Me on a bench sharing some sandwich with a squirrel

DC is truly a hellhole. Last time I went there I got mugged by a squirrel in broad daylight.

I have 50 Canadian dollars. We can pool our funds and go to Thundercloud.

Went to the movies today—Naked Gun, it was good—and found two poblanos in my purse—from my mom’s garden (forgot they were in there).

Alan the big boy rat sleeping on his back partly underneath a blue tube

Waterslide accident

Post Conversation Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo Nobody wants to say it, but America’s poor would be much better off if we built new prisons rather than new universities. Crime and violence—not “systemic racism” or “redlining”—are the great destroyers of opportunity for the poor. 10:15 AM · Aug 12, 2025 · 126K Views

Gosh, why does no one want to say this, it's such a mystery

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

These are the last words of Che Guevara, what he meant was you can't kill the idea or spirit of revolution.

Sharks, I am looking for partial investment in a weapon that can destroy a man's ideas

[putting frozen pizza rolls in a bloody mary instead of ice cubes] i would be a great bartender

El Fascista wants to bankrupt the state of Texas with incessant special sessions to meet the demands of the pedofuhrer. He can take redistricting off the table and get all of the other items done. He could have done that during the regular session. But, bathroom bills. Banning books.

Alan the big boy rat sleeping on his back partly underneath a blue tube

Waterslide accident

I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated

Another one.

I got randomly stabbed at a bus stop and I still think fear of cities is pussy behavior

In the future, everyone will be a federal agent for 15 minutes.

After a Young Arts Patron’s Donation Did Not Clear, He Was Found Dead

He was either gonna commit some philanthropy fraud before a semi-spooky death or he was going to be half of a Leopold and Loeb duo.

Gift article

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a juvenile pied billed grebe, post clown phase

Ugh SO FRIGGEN CUTE!!!! #birds

I’m on my way to a month in New Zealand, so here’s a little video from my last visit. 🥰 #oystercatcher #birds #EastCoastKin #KapitiCoast #NewZealand

Trying out this Netflix show where professional maniac Bear Grylls snipes at Eurotrash celebrities I’ve never heard of from a helicopter. This oughtta cheer me up.

box of Frosted Flakes featuring Tony the Tiger wearing reading glasses.

omg what a babe in his readers 👀

Kash Patel never doesn’t look like he just accidentally shit his pants.

Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam

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putting the "moth" in "mother" (eating my children's sweaters)

They really are. We’ve had girls before this. Chubby bubs.

Three rats hanging out on dad

Family portrait

From San Antonio Zoo: cassowary (scary dinosaur looking bird) and a rock squirrel having an awkward conversation over a cardboard box

From San Antonio Zoo: cassowary (scary dinosaur looking bird) and a rock squirrel having an awkward conversation over a cardboard box

Greg and a cassowary