@terrillific.bsky.social
I'm a Recovering Serious Person. I just wanna be a comic relief. Please no DM's.
If you experience a baseball game lasting longer than 17 innings, call your doctor immediately.οΏΌ
28.10.2025 06:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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"Going to Arby's for steak" has got to be a recession indicator. It indicates something anyway
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Also B.B.
17.10.2025 23:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
RFK Jr to Tucker Carlson: βWe need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.β
16.10.2025 07:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MAGA assholes
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Some days social media sucks. Today is one of those days.
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We got a lot of homegrown shitheads in this country.
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Drumph is linked to depression and anger.
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MAGA is just scientology for broke people.
20.09.2025 08:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why the hell was Bill Gates there?
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They have already removed and concreted the Rose Garden.
βThey paved paradise and put up a parking lot.β - Joni Mitchell
Every disaster movie starts with politicians ignoring a scientist.
02.09.2025 05:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yup me too.
09.08.2025 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are in a wrong zeitgeist.
07.08.2025 07:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The doctor said take two tablets a day. I said, βCoolβcan I choose which ones? I like ibuprofen and Skittles.β
27.07.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone loves the idea of Christmas in July, but somehow, my fireworks display on Thanksgiving just doesnβt get the same enthusiasm!
27.07.2025 09:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas.
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Fuck This: π€¬
Republicans Look to Rename Kennedy Center Opera House After Melania Trump www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/a...
So is LuLu Lemon.
09.07.2025 20:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I discovered true paranoia very young when someone asks, βWho broke this?β
And youβre an only child.
No suspects. No alibis.
Just you⦠and the crushing silence of guilt.
The cold reality is Mother Nature doesnβt care and has never lost.
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πΏπ₯This is getting better by the minute
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