@sarahoftarth.bsky.social
massive fart noise
The average American gets kicked in the head by a horse between five and seven times a year
18.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 334 🔁 55 💬 25 📌 10Hey sorry I can't make it my house is exploding
18.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Ok google show me mark hamill latching
16.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Digital drawing of a pink heart-shaped box that says “OOPS…ALL BUGS. assorted chocolates” on the cover with colorful bug-shaped chocolates inside.
got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title
12.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 6264 🔁 2177 💬 64 📌 30Limp Bizkit
11.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mom let me have sugary cereal and now I have autism
11.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1,100 kudos on AO3
Literally where is my Nobel prize in writing
10.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fw these heavy
10.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I could make bank as a book reviewer
10.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Art by • Paolo Quattrocchi
09.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 212 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 1Everyone in the animal crossing world is like "here let me dig around in your pockets for you"
07.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
'i love scary movies!' says woman who just likes the part of jennifer's body where they kiss
06.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Humiliating when you learn your bra has been the wrong size for years
07.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peggy Hill makes me hate women send tweet
07.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hank Hill needs a divorce lawyer bro
07.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m chud?
06.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: i’m going to go on a walk later
05.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Hell yeah bro
06.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
digital art of brienne of tarth from a song of ice and fire and b'elanna torres from star trek voyager. brienne is holding the hilt of a sword in one hand and a red rose in the other and is holding them up to her chest whilst looking down at them. b'elanna holds an engineering tool in one hand and is holding it up but looks straight ahead
theres a lot of art ive probably not posted on here but im just now realising this is one of them!!
#asoiaf #asongoficeandfire #startrekvoyager #startrekvoy
Lock in open.spotify.com/track/6WBkSZ...
06.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Throwing the coffee machine in the garbage at work for no reason and saying it wasnt me
30.01.2025 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Fuck man. Chicken Little was right..
05.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
digital art. cartoonish crying orange cat wearing a pink cowboy hat
cat
05.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 449 🔁 94 💬 6 📌 5Fuck it just disconnect the internet
04.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0You can easily watch a pot boil When you are calm and peaceful
05.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from CPAP machine app (I’m in the top 15% of users)
I’m in a competition with all of your grandparents and I’m winning
04.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How it feels to go to the mall food court
31.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Implanting a MagSafe charger on my cat’s head
27.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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