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@jinjo.bsky.social

Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?

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Thinking of sitting on a really tall wall and enjoying the views

15.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the last of my species. Nurture me so I can hatch.

15.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep me warm and keep me safe

15.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eggs in bowls

Eggs in bowls

Had the nightmare again

15.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hand holding up an egg

Hand holding up an egg

Picture of me with The Master

15.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stuck in truck pump hell

15.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, makes no sense to me. Any of the remaining upsides are all offset by that last point, and it's not going to get better.

15.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tips and tricks

Tips and tricks

hey newbie welcome to blue sky here are a few tips and tricks to get you started

14.11.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1215    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12

Magic is fucking done! Fuck Ninja Turtles and FUCK Spiderman!!!! *they release a dark crystal set and a furby set* huh wait a minutβ€”

15.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point you just gotta cut the cord.

15.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im gonna have a vietnamese coffee today.

15.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time check out my chrissy behind its fine all of the time

15.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The richest people in the world can buy anything they want and ruin it, all based on a whim. That's how the world works. In fact, they're doing that to the world right now!

15.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything changed when the green smurf arrived at the village

15.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Groupchats are nice and so are private accounts. I don't get why people are so against those kinds of features being on here.

15.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I cleared it out because I needed more space for new information. Here's a knowledge tip: ι±ΌδΈŽη†ŠζŽŒοΌŒδΈε―ε…ΌεΎ—.

15.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should lowkey give Alaska to the Bulgarians. See what they can do with it.

15.10.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still love to know

15.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's ok. If it happens I probably won't last long.

15.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Various pictures in my knowledge iphone album, which give sage advice and life tips

Various pictures in my knowledge iphone album, which give sage advice and life tips

My knowledge album that I'm always adding to

15.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

An amazing chocolate mousse, a decadent chocolate molten lava cake, a sumptuous chocolate soufflΓ© please

15.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your house is now officially haunted. By me.

15.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help!

15.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Recast this with 65 year Olds and I'm sold

14.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't get any better than this

14.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paid under $4 for a hot dog and a pint of vanilla soft serve

14.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny that these guys look like amorphous blobs of dough and act like they're some perfect human specimen that deserves absolute rule over the "freaks".

14.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only need my mutagen shots once a month now #adaptation

14.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monday and Tuesday are actually really awesome when you don't have to work

14.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My most controversial Halloween opinion is that I don't like Pumpkinhead

14.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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