Nat (Goth Cousteau)

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Hourly matching without additionality (what’s currently included in the GHGP Scope 2 proposal) has little to no impact on emissions reductions.

(above images of the Target, Amazon, and Home Depot logos that have been crossed out) We Ain't Buying It Target Companies This action is taking direct aim at Target, for caving to this administration's biased attacks on DEl; Home Depot, for allowing and colluding with ICE to kidnap our neighbors on their properties; and Amazon, for funding this administration to secure their own corporate tax cuts.

Between Thanksgiving and Cyber Monday, join us in hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com?utm_source=i...

Midwest Immigration Bond Fund

I've donated to them in the past and will do so again later this week. They also have a $20,000 match on the table right now: www.mibfc.org

Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Personally, I am intrigued by a “unique taste experience “

I think I now have a much better understanding of why these dorks are so impressed by ChatGPT.

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵

Screenshot of the Simpsons. Many people at the Democratic Convention with banners that read “WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES” and “WE CAN’T GOVERN”

the key thing for me personally is that the predicted snowfall for chicago is between 1-15 inches. uh, thanks? super helpful.

this weather map is truly unhinged.

" I thought I knew what it meant to love Chicago—to feel something settle inside of me when I saw her skyline from the expressway, or her lights from the window of an airplane, after crossing the cloud line. I thought I knew what it meant to love her brick and steel towers, her annoying street preachers, her chorus of accents and the poetry of her activists, the grit of her workers, awaiting buses and trains in icy air, her guerrilla gardens, bookshops, bucket boys, and crashing winter waves becoming shelves of ice—so many corners that feel like home, even though you’ll never live there. I know this place. I love this place, and I thought I knew how much, until you made me love it more." - Kelly Hayes

I poured everything I had into this one. "I see you gathering, hundreds at a time, to learn, to keep watch, and bare your teeth. I see you running toward danger, together, and loving each other more fiercely than you ever knew you could." organizingmythoughts.org/in-chicago-w...

How are pedestrians supposed to hear you passing them if your drivetrain isn’t loud as hell?

That clip of Bannon circulating rn where he admits he's going to prison if Dems ever regain power should actually be DEEPLY ALARMING bc it outlines stakes & desperation that will likely *escalate* regime lawlessness & violence. Taking action now could help prevent that.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

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If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President

HELL YES CHICAGO KICKS ASS AND HATERS KICK ROCKS

I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song

Now's a good time for Illinois residents to take advantage of a unique right we have to be removed from Clearview's database. Scroll down to IL opt-out here: www.clearview.ai/privacy-and-...

The police are defunding Chicago.

Pressed by Ald. Anthony Quezada, CPD Supt. Larry Snelling says officers will not warn Chicagoans that federal immigration agents are present, saying that would amount to one law enforcement agency “interfering” with another law enforcement agency.
Quezada disagrees.

NO GODS
NO KINGS
NO BEDTIMES

Daylight savings time reveals just how much we rely on the government to tell us when to go to bed and wake up.

Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.

I wonder if Cuomo hired bagpipers to play his party and if they’re slowly packing up and leaving the party now. #iykyk

Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.'

Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'

Don’t stream fascism. Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE, helping tear families apart. Cancel your subscription and make Spotify listen — the power belongs to the people: indivisible.org/canc...