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Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.

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Yeahhhhhhh booiiiiiiiiiii

Mariners!

13.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says my man ALT: a man in a suit and tie says my man

Again.

13.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jorge continues to be clutch for the Mariners.

13.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE DUMPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

13.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bryce Miller absolutely dealing after a first inning in hell. Perfect time for Dan Wilson to pull him!

(for God sake, sarcasm)

13.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How in the hell did that AD not fire him on the spot for that?? LMAO

12.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's gonna get some key points for me in fantasy in a week when I really need it. I love him.

12.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rick Rizzs was probably so exhausted he couldn't muster much more than that, lol.

11.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

11.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 56
Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2150    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12

POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This baseball game has officially outlasted the NWSL match next door that started 2 1/2 hours after it

11.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This baseball game has officially outlasted the college football game across town that started an hour after it

11.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 393    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Its like watching Bama-LSU 9-6.

11.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

31 innings the last two elimination games at home for the Mariners

11.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm anxiety hello everybody ! ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm anxiety hello everybody !

New Mariners fans. Hi hello.

11.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Average Mariners fans RN

11.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playoff hockey is like a firing squad. Playoff baseball is like lethal injection but they can’t get the dosage right

11.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Logan Gilbert has a look of "you mother fuckers couldn't finish it so now I gotta do all the work."

11.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .

How are the Mariners making you feel tonight? How's the stress level?

11.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If this game comes down to Mitch Garver, Leo Rivas and some other non-star for the Mariners I am going to throw up.

11.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention absolutely kill your young pitcher's confidence.

11.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These announcers are talking like Riley Greene is Babe Ruth and he woulda shelled Kirby if they walked Carpenter. WTF man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He did the SAME EXACT THING on Wednesday. Bryce gave up a double, Dan immediately pulls him and they go from 3-0 to 3-3.

11.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dan Wilson victimized by substitutions again.

11.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is sitting at a table eating fruit and the words issa kirby time are above him . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table eating fruit and the words issa kirby time are above him .

Mariners

11.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless anyone who decided to go to the UW Huskies game vs god damn Rutgers tonight instead of staying home and watching the Mariners.

11.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mitch Garver did SOMETHING!

Thats what we need baby

11.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cal Raleigh hits a single.

FOX Broadcast: here's how awesome Tarik Skubal is, for the 13 millionth time.

11.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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