Rogue Hiker

We’ve entered the phase where “I didn’t know” becomes “I chose not to see,” and the distance between those two things is where your character lives.

Just so we’re clear:
1. Audiobooks count
2. Reading is political
3. The orange man is a piece of 💩

Thanks for stopping by 💃

Sigh yes 🥹 I started with a grown flock of about 20 that came with the house we bought. I’m up to 60 and still going 😅

First light hits, and this guy’s already composing his TED Talk: ‘How to Own the Yard in 3 Simple Steps.’ #MotivationalRooster #CornLeadership #SirItsFiveAmCalmDown

They are just like Pokémon 😅 Gotta catch em all 🤪🥰🥹

Mama’s done with mom duties, so these 3 freeloaders have moved onto my lap as their new kingdom. Forget the big world—my lap is apparently prime real estate!

#BabyChicks #SeramaChicks #LapLife #FarmDrama #ChickensOfBlueSky #BackyardFlock #FluffyTakeover #SmallButBossy #ChickenMomLife

Turning the mud pit into a semi-respectable runway with a hay upgrade. Sand and pine bark coming soon to complete this chicken spa transformation. Stay classy, slop.

#MudMakeover #ChickensDeserveBetter #HayThere #ComingInClutchWithBarkAndSand

When you realize you’re the Beyoncé of the flock, but nobody else is ready to accept it.

#FlockStar #BackyardChickens #FarmLife #PetChickens #ChickenMom #ChickenHumor #CluckYeah #PoultryPower

No matter the season, this royal stays pristine. Presenting: Princess, Queen of Clean. #PrincessTheChicken #CleanQueen #SnowWhiteFeathers #BackyardChickens #FarmLife #ChickenLove #WhiteChicken #FeatheredRoyalty #SpotlessSeason #ChickenCharm

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Snug as a bug in mom’s fluffy hug 🐥❤️ The coziest little family on the block! #MotherHen #ChickLove #FluffyFamily #BackyardChickens #CozyMoments #HensAndChicks #PoultryLife #CountryCharm #HomeSweetHome

When the paparazzi get you from behind. No autographs, please. 📸🍑
#ChickenCelebrity #TailFeatherAlert #FeatheredQueens #HisHighness #CluckinHot #BackyardHollywood

Can’t adult today. Mama said it’s a ‘stay under the wing’ kinda day #ThisWingIsTaken #MamaSaidImSpecial #UnderWingWifi

I almost feel bad. Don’t worry…I said almost. 😌

No energy, but my brain is like this.

When you’re 2 ounces of sass and 200 pounds of attitude

Always act as if we are in a stage in front of millions of adoring fans ~ Anxious Bisquits Turkeys 2024

But they owned it right?! 😅 Just like the bosses they are 🥰😂🥹

I asked her what came first…the chicken or the egg, and she just gave me side-eye 😏 Typical 🥚🐓 #NoAnswers #ChickenLogic

Mary says meh

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My chickens don’t just cross the road…they strut like they own it. 🐓 #ConfidenceGoals #FeatheredSass

Republicans want to cut $30 billion from SNAP, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

Remember when people used to have academic discussions about how Hitler happened and what was wrong with the Germans that they let it happen? This new interactive education makes it all so much more clear.

there is something very funny about the influx of guys here who really think they are going to troll and make people cry and don’t understand that no one cares about blocking here and will do it at a moment’s irritation

So is this Mary 🙄

Let’s get back to the brighter things in life though….the more important things…the tiny fuzzy things. 🥹

Jake Paul beating Mike Tyson is like watching someone celebrate for barely outrunning a retired champion racehorse with a limp. Yeah, I mean…it happened, but should we really be impressed? 😑