alix 🩷💜💙

I'm not really superstitious but can I stop accidentally glancing at the clock when it's 4:44

never trust when a Korean person tells you something is very mild 😭🥵

some guy coming into my apartment building with roses and it's not even 7am. respect, but also where are you even getting flowers this early?

i don't want to be a girl boss, i want to be a girl hobbit and live in a hobbit hole and have two leisurely breakfasts everyday and a garden full of potatoes

you can just not fund this shit under any circumstances

you don’t have to pretend they need better training, or are doing an important job incorrectly

they’re just racist thugs doing ethnic cleansing and the whole gang should be in jail

just realized my first shift back at work after injuring my hand is with the coworker from hell 🙃 just kill me now

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"Alt, Gay, and From New Jersey" is a suitable title for 2010s My Chemical Romance fanfic.

awww ty @ the ttc operator who held the subway doors for me :')

woke up at 2pm today but what if I .. took a nap

the cold will probably still be waiting for you when you get back 🥶

stop 😭

JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life MILAN, ITALY - United States Vice President JD Vance was reportedly unaware of being booed during the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, due to the fact that he is already relentl...

JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

now I can use my hand even less 👍

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nothing could have prepared me for pope francis hacked the epstein files

perks of working at a hospital is the ER is just downstairs lmao

this ibuprofen has done nothingggg

posted this on the wrong app. oh well

frank kissing men on stage again is a recession indicator. in this essay, i will

I have to wear gloves at work and currently my hand is stuck in a claw shape because my finger is so swollen and hurts to move at all. cool cool cool.

you know you have to pay the puppy tax on here after right

close up of CEO Javier standing on a multi-colored carpet. he’s sporting a tasteful tan business jacket and a light blue tie that makes his brown eyes pop.

Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

congrats!!!

didn't realize how much I use my right hand for things until I sprained(?) my finger trying to open a container of juice 🫠

what do you mean infinity on high is 19 years old!!!

~but who will protect you~ certainly not the oinks who leaked info to organized crime and arranged for the murder of a corrections officer

lmao olivia chow increasing the 🐷 budget again and yet another story about corruption breaks today with 7 active members and one retired.