Shirty 🍁

Spotted on Reddit: "When a president blows another president its called a double eagle."

Spotted on Reddit: "Sir a second blowjob has hit bill clinton"

Spotted on Reddit: "I'm waiting for the inevitable meme of Clinton getting head from Trump, while sitting on a couch that JD Vance is fucking."

Spotted on Reddit: "Remember that 'Deepthroat' took down Nixon. Reality has such a chance to do the funniest thing ever."

Spotted on Reddit:

"Anyone remember the Arnold Palmer comments and microphone gestures on the campaign trail?

I’m just asking questions lol."

Spotted on Reddit: A comeback so lethal the Secret Service has been dispatched.

Spotted on Reddit:

"I'm still dying over the name 'Donica Blewinsky'."

Spotted on Reddit:

"Bill Clinton, From the Intern to the Apprentice."

All these years we thought "Dead girl or live boy" were the only possible GOP kompromat options; somehow "Former President" never came up.

Spotted on Reddit: "I feel like this might be the last day on earth, nukes are gonna start flying cause we all can't stop laughing about this."

Spotted on Reddit:

"'Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, …..

……all I see “Wacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN!'

There are 119 words in that second sentence."

Great initiative!

If the US manages to pull out of this tailspin, they're going to have to reckon with the fact that 30% of the population seems to be irreparably corrupt.

Lucky for Trump, his supporters are even dumber.

If you read any part of my comment as defending Poilievre you may be one of those classmates I mentioned.

From his own words he thinks we should make houses out of dirt? I didn't have cob buildings on my bingo card of solutions to the housing crisis, but it's an intriguing suggestion. His next "Verb the Noun" should be "Wattle the Daub"!

I did a four year degree at UofT and some of my classmates were as dumb as (to steal a word that's in my head all of a sudden for no reason) dirt. I no longer view university education as indicative of any kind of intelligence.

No doubt he's still their leader because he has the most dirt on all of his party members.

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

Wow, 8 wars ended in the past few weeks? He'll be at like 75 by the time the next Nobel is voted upon! Maybe they can send his medal to whichever prison he's held in by then?

Note that you've got the line "Massy, who is Nêhiyaw and Métis" in two consecutive paragraphs.

A face for radio and a voice for print. Form an orderly queue, ladies.

One of North Carolina's most prestigious universities but nobody caught "waivered" on the read-through?

You know this is fake because otherwise he'd have been bragging about it in his debates with Hillary.

Holy shit, they do. www.msnbc.com/opinion/trum...

Hiding out in the pipes above the East Wing ballroom.

there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says

I’d joke that he should’ve quoted a Johnny Cash lyric about woodchippers, but as we learned this week, that wouldn’t save him either.

Get writing!

I got permabanned from Reddit (was able to appeal for reinstatement) but could see my full post history and messages for those two weeks. Bans without a way to access or delete your own history are such bullshit.