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Mark I. Cohen

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United States/NYS Criminal Defense Attorney/Former NYC Economic Crime Assistant DA/Avid, decent tennis player/Opinions are my own, and subject to change…

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18 USC 1001

13.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are so weak. Time to take a shift at the Park Slope Food Coop, play with the grand kids and give the Senate reins over to someone who can employ a workable strategy.

08.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For anyone keeping score at home, even if it happens, sports stadium naming rights are big revenue generators for professional teams. The naming rights change frequently and stadiums are renamed constantly. I hope they name it for him, in order to watch it get replaced, just like all over NYC!

08.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a contemptible slob

08.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has NO chance

07.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a complete and utter disgrace of a primate-won’t call him a man!

07.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they don’t, we are done. Wait and see, even FFOTUS doesn’t want a contempt of court citation

07.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💪

06.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100%

06.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Baier thinking: “Ummm, you endorsed Cittarelli and he got pummeled…”

05.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who will pay for that trip, Mr. Certain Conviction Indictment Dismissed Mayor? What a dirty POS

05.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, note to DOJ, please prosecute Trump for throwing Heinz Ketchup.

05.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How come Trump doesn’t get prosecuted for throwing Heinz ketchup at walls?

05.11.2025 22:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do any of those Heinz bottles he like to toss contain imported tomatoes? If so, the renovation bill just went up, biggly

05.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone shocked? sadly, no...

21.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is a pathetic figure. Consumed by greed, power and fame, he threw it all away for nightlife and a middling wardrobe.

28.09.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Queens Defenders founder Lori Zeno, accused of ripping off the organization, tried again: feds Lori Zeno, the disgraced founder of the Queens Defenders, tried to steal even more money from the legal defense organization’s coffers while out on bond in her federal fraud case, prosecutors…

Is this woman serious? www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/24/q...

25.09.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pathetic exercise by a damaged man

25.09.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is time for the good Senator from NY to turn his attention to ceding his authority and moving on to a plum shift at the Park Slope Food Coop.

21.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s set him up for a shift at the Park Slope Food Coop. It’s time

12.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m inclined to think there are many people who share your sentiments. Just keep moving forward, you will land on your feet.

12.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, Chuck Schumer is still with us?

10.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmmmmm

07.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for Chuck to take a shift at the Park Slope Food Coop followed by a brisk walk

28.08.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mayor Adams’ longtime confidant Ingrid Lewis-Martin allegedly accepted over $75K in bribes, bombshell indictments reveal Ingrid Lewis-Martin will face charges in four separate criminal indictments, which were unsealed by the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office on Thursday.

She is waaaay too arrogant for her own good. How about some humility?
nypost.com/2025/08/21/u...

21.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doocy is repulsive

18.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump, Putin meeting live updates: Summit on Ukraine war could last at least 6-7 hours, Kremlin says Follow The Post’s live updates as President Trump heads to Alaska for a high-stakes meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

5 diaper changes….https://nypost.com/2025/08/15/us-news/trump-admin-live-updates-putin-meeting-national-guard-in-dc-more-news/

15.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blame Chuck “I should be at my Park Slope Food Coop Shift” Schumer

31.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is a stain on that court

30.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion | Trump Is Discovering the Downside of a Justice Department With No Credibility

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/o...

29.07.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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