Murko Skurks

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

Tiny drinks for sluts

What's with the saunavihta made of coniferous needles instead of leaves? Is it an S&M thing?

I guess she's pivoting from one grift to another again

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

Hot tip: If you want to make a Finn act like an Italian who's just seen a "carbonara" with smoked ham and peas and a fried egg on top, just tell them how Germans sauna

No shame in being a bottom.

Did a presentation on my VR setup at work today just for fun, since I usually show up to meetings in VR during halloween week and everyone seemed interested.

And somehow managed to pull off the most perfect scrungle demonstration ever.

We need a @vrchat.com scrungle olympics.

I would've expected 0.5-1.5 people on my timeline to have some mild interest in a sport, I'm still stunlocked from like half a dozen being really into this basis ball thing apparently

that's "fuck-sports"

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PiCoSteveMo 3 A game jam from 2025-11-01 to 2025-12-01 hosted by BaseCase. PiCoSteveMo is a noncompetitive month-long jam where participants create a PICO-8 game inspired by a Stephen King work. This is the third i...

PiCoSteveMo is upon us! Today is the first day of our month-long PICO-8 game jam inspired by the works of Stephen King. It's noncompetitive and super chill, and we'd love to have you join us! itch.io/jam/picostev...

Happy no vember

This month, remember: no

Don't

Have you got the first tier of secret achievements? Mustikkakukko? Parikkala statuary park?

In Passing

Executive Dysfunction

Some random spooky photos of me !

edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."

any questions?

trying to predict what 2026 will look like

I believe the pictish beast was a horse on account of having tried to draw a horse

He's always Struggling with Temptations

if someone's going to Foolishly Mess With the Thing it's going to be him

objects don't enlarge and float to the center of the screen and rotate after you pick them up like they used to in games. we can trace all of the industry's ills to this

I like the ones where the average age of the clientele is like 55, the wooden furniture is older than that, and there's a pub dog.

Did you find a good pub and/or chippy?

I'd assume she's available, she doesn't seem to have had a lot on for the past twenty years or so

a couple of gorillas are sitting on the ground in a zoo enclosure . ALT: a couple of gorillas are sitting on the ground in a zoo enclosure .

me when I introduce myself to a gentleman at the function

get equipped with normal tomorrow

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself