Maxine Juniper Newman

Ever since Musk took over twitter, it's just been a total fucking botfest. I get a ton of these messages now and I never used to. I don't know why I even still bother with this shit nazi app.

(Also: bots kinda transphobic huh🤣)

NO U

NicholasKory - Twitch Game Designer for Fantasy Flight Games, former self-published author and podcaster, lifetime DM & GM, husband and father.

Hello! It's that time again... D&D time, that is!! I just totally saved the party from getting poisoned, and now we're looking for answers! Join us as we (hopefully) don't get killed by a bunch of yuan-ti! www.twitch.tv/nicholaskory

do I NEED to dress up for D&D night? absolutely not. do I LIKE dressing up for D&D night? damn right I do

little late to the party but Flamecraft is absolutely adorable 🤩

two extremely similar games, as we all know

right??? like the time my wizard used a planar gate to hide in the void then snatched into the void Rob's flaming sword via telekinesis. like CMON

update: powers are back online and everyone is fully healed. time to wreck some shit

DAGGERHEART TONIGHT!!

this is one of the more epic encounters we've had in a while, and one of my players was kind enough to GM for a few sessions so I can actually play. Evil priest has kidnapped one of our friends for an evil ritual of some kind and we have to stop it. I lost all of my powers 😬

I apologize

for nothing

Twitch Twitch is the world

Hey there! We haven't picked up a session in a while thanks to....well, a lot of factors. But hey, we're back, and we're gonna play more D&D!!! We survived a fight with a DRAGON! Am I going to regret surviving that fight? Let's find out together! www.twitch.tv/nicholaskory

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if you don't want to be called Gestapo, STOP ACTING EXACTLY LIKE THE FUCKING GESTAPO

Never forget these are the same people who tried to gaslight the public into actually believing that the Jan 6th insurrection was nothing more than an impromptu unguided tour of the capitol. They lie as easily breathing. They lie about anything and everything. All they do is lie.

LIARS. HYPOCRITES. MURDERERS. NAZIS.

sure would love to see the NRA actually defending the gun rights they so worship—oh wait it was all bullshit? my bad, I thought they stood for something

it's only a matter of time before these Nazis just open fire on a group of peaceful protesters. and then what? we've already seen DHS will blatantly lie through their teeth. even in the face of overwhelming proof. what will this country become? I'm so scared.

so let me get this straight. this man was an American citizen, had a license to carry a firearm and had it holstered the entire time. he had his phone out to film and was not the target of any ICE enforcement

so they pepper sprayed him, beat him, disarmed his firearm, and *then* shot him to death.

boggles my fucking mind how quickly all these second amendment pigs lick boots and eat up the party line the second a legal gun owner is beaten and shot to death by Nazis

LIES. ALL THEY DO IS LIE.

wow what a surprise. they kidnapped the other woman who was recording the murder and have her phone. gee I wonder if we'll ever see that footage.

NOTE THE SILENCE FROM DHS. they need time to come up with a bullshit lie to feed to their base. don't believe a word they fucking say.

I am safe at the moment, yeah. won't be going back to my apartment anytime soon.

close to me? it's DIRECTLY outside my fucking apartment

apologies for sharing this without a content warning but what the fuck man

seven agents just beating this man to death. SEVEN. then FIVE shots are fired into his fucking body. what's the justification this time? they pulled away TO SHOOT HIM. right outside my building. sick to my stomach.

THEY LITERALLY JUST SHOT SOMEBODY ELSE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT WTAF

Primary these chucklefucks immediately:

Henry Cuellar
Tom Suozzi
Vicente Gonzalez
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Don Davis

The city I live in is under attack. There's really no other way to put it. We are under attack.

Republicans spent decades justifying every mass shooting in America by saying "we need our guns because if the government becomes tyrannical we need to fight back!" only to lick boots and side with the gestapo the second they start killing and kidnapping random civilians. insane.