Gary

So many legal postings on here are like:

Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing

Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not

I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.

#charliekirk #jdvance

H.P. Loveshack When I recall that night so many years ago, among the foul mists and brackish fens of the Great Southern Swamp, a great wave of shame and guilt ris...

Pre-Halloween shot and chaser: 🎃

Listen to the B-52’s “Love Shack” again. (Even though you’ve heard it, refresh. Trust me.)

Then read John K. Peck’s utterly fucking hilarious “H.P. Loveshack.”

Again — trust me.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...

I think there should be a work requirement if you want to get a congressional salary.

"Do you floss regularly?"

"Every six months"

How about, "Isn't this your weekend with the kids?" or, "Your wife is cheating on you right now."

We should start handing them packets of sunflower seeds. See how long it takes them to figure it out

I hope Trump doesn't get his deposit back

If Melania didn't want to decorate the White House for Christmas, she could have just said so.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Instead of making revenge videos where Dems like Newsome do stuff to Trump, they should be videos of Vance or other Cabinet members doing stuff to Trump and vice versa. Make them believable like Miller with a Trump marionette, Vance with a copy of the 25th amendment. Get them going after each other.

They don't want to appear soft on crime

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

Grew up worried there's not enough polar ice, now everybody says we're too polar iced. It's just frustrating.

Actor Michael Gambon in a "reasonably priced car" rounding a corner with two wheels off the ground on TV's Top Gear. The hosts of the show later named the corner after him.

I did not realize that was him.

Of course I haven't seen the movie in 30 years and didn't know who he was at the time.

It's nice that other countries are having protests today. For instance, London is having a "Well Kings, per se, Aren't The Problem" protest

Quit asking Mike Johnson and Republicans, "When are you going to release the Epstein files?"

Start asking, "How many times does your name appear in the Epstein files?" If they say none, ask why they are protecting pedophiles.

I think she misunderstands the phrase "bully pulpit"

IT'S MY FREAK FLAG MOM I DON'T HAVE TO LET IT FLY IF I DON'T WANT TO

We live on a planet that's 3/4 water, and water supply is what's going to kill us off.

Only on Broadway

There's an input jack for a lav mic

"This is vile and disgusting and goes against our morals"

Also,

"Please take it upon yourselves to resign at your earliest convenience if you determine you were, in fact, involved."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

They need to do this in Delaware

Ocean's 1: When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going

Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…

I get it now why so many ancient statues had the nose or head broken off