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I’ve been staring, somewhat open mouthed at this map all week. One of these motorways was indeed meant to roar right past my house! An absolutely fascinating map that simultaneously makes way more sense than the London we ended up with, and shows an absolutely unthinkable parallel universe.

Radioshower

A London Underground train on a dark and dingy platform. The train doors open to a sunny field of golden flowers. Doves fly out from the landscape, and a deer watches you from the distance.

Mind The Gap & Don't Look Back
#illustration #fantasy #urbanfantasy

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the two paths meme & one says "no foreigners" & the other says "no choking during sex"

UK politics 2025

this post was made after carrying 20kg up and down the stairs 🥀

if they're never going to fix the fucking lifts can we just sue the council to buy us lighter bikes it'll probably be cheaper and easier to just buy all the tunnel users lighter bikes than to fix highly complex bespoke never used elsewhere super advanced alien technology (some elevators)

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

x.com/dailyportalz...

london flat try not to have a mould infestation challenge impossible

a type of guy who calls meeting his body's basic survival needs "dependency hell"

isn't the normal dose of paracetamol 500mg 😭😭

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i hate silicon valley why is lime sending me useless retentionslop notifications "who says witches only ride broomsticks" my brother in christ you are a bike hire app and i can't walk 50 metres without seeing a lime i don't think you need to send me push notification ads like a needy mobile game

in case you're wondering how the ai bubble is going i just tried to park a lime bike next to a bike rack and it forced me move to an impassable pavement infested with 200 other lime bikes instead before saying 👍looks good when i submitted the parking photo

If a trans woman is on the eurostar in the eurotunnel does what toilet she can use change halfway through or after the passport checkpoint? So then she can use the womens coming one way but not the other? Mysterious shit

welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:

- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux

light rail transit 🥰

many such cases

what is wrong with you

fag area

Absolutely: I think we should have the right to as much free sashimi as we can eat, wherever we go. Or steak tartare: both are good

I'm not worried about protein powder because as an electronics hobbyist I've already decided that lead poisoning isn't real

The underlying tools that make generative AI work - GANs, GPTs, etc are very impressive and do have actual uses. Those uses are being largely ignored and sidelined to focus all the funding on producing moronic chatbots and non-consensual porn of strangers.

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

The WinRAR librarian 📚

There is something so healing about ramen broth