Platypus Pete @platypuspete

Does anyone have a link to the @leftatlondon.com video doing smoothsical, the musical about smooth by carlos santana featuring rob thomas. i think about it every day

16.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should invent a putting away the clean dishes from the dishwasher that doesn't suck

17.05.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm 30 years too late but uhh Lil Kim is insanely talented?!?!?

14.05.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're 30 please put the salmon pants in the trash

26.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody's gotta do it

25.04.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are there people running the Boston Marathon in basketball shorts. Be serious

21.04.2025 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21.04.2025 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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bad news. they're not letting you post on this website anymore

16.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 4198 🔁 378 💬 137 📌 25

Fuck You Widdly 2 Diddly, Marina Hova · LISA: THE PAINFUL Chapter 1 (Game Soundtrack) · Song · 2014

Time to go insane while working
https://open.spotify.com/track/1rmDYzXVD71xGXgCh5Sd5v?si=Qq_9jaUcTSCx_pUULYS1KQ

14.04.2025 23:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When my dog dies I'm going to lose it.

14.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thoughts and prayers

07.04.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone please take away my computer before I buy a $168 pajama set

07.04.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excuse me Equinox but what the fuck is this ad

05.04.2025 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frank Ocean threw the first brick at Stonewall

04.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

03.04.2025 15:36 — 👍 24269 🔁 5388 💬 312 📌 324

screenshot of Trans-Europe express achievement being unlocked in the Skycards mobile app game

With some help from the Skycards Discord, I've now unlocked an airport in every European country! #skycards

03.04.2025 01:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buying retinol for the first time

02.04.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

osrs you need a gender studies level of 90 to use this pronoun

Damn I really need to train my GS skill

31.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 148 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

The worst people you know are arguing in the Microsoft Typescript Go GitHub discussions

28.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screenshot of The Atlantic with headline The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

SNL writers foaming at the mouth dropping all their meetings after seeing this

24.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...

This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

24.03.2025 15:20 — 👍 27424 🔁 12654 💬 897 📌 911

Spotify screenshot of Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy playing

It's really disappointing that this piece of shit band made this perfect song and gave it the worst lyrics possible

24.03.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

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YouTube video by librawake Edward Rooney - Hallway Running

I'd like to nominate the Rooney running scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off as the single best bit in all movies www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHoD...

21.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for clarifying! That seems like a reasonable balance.

20.03.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredibly disappointed in @flightradar24.com for selling my location data. I'm already paying for the service and it's a violation of privacy to sell my location data to advertisers. I'll be cancelling my subscription due to this. #avgeek

20.03.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the actual fuck lmao

19.03.2025 12:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peanut butter m&m packet with 5 green and 2 blue. No other colors

What are the odds

13.03.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meme of skeleton chair the reads When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion

gm chat

12.03.2025 14:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guy in handcuffs meme: silhouette of a man breaking his handcuffs behind a bright sunset

Riding my bike home from work and it's still light out

10.03.2025 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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