Andy Hollandbeck

The headline is "Cyndi Lauper bid us farewell. It didn't really take." The second part, being in past tense, indicates that the first part is also in past tense.

I, for one, am not ready to give up on "bade."

Despite your carnival face paint, no one is lionizing you either.

The Judas Iscariot DLC costs an extra $19.99.

Purdue University will abruptly end a statewide initiative to help more than 13,000 low-income students go to college after it was targeted in the Trump administration's campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion.

See what a different statement it is when you spell out DEI?

An edition of Fahrenheit 451 that catches on fire when you open it.

My long-time WIP includes, as background, the establishment of the American Catholic Church after a split from the "too liberal" Roman Catholic Church.

Once again, I need to get this novel written and published while it's still fiction.

“If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He’s the one who has to get people together!” —Donald Trump, 2011

Is this some sense of "mount" that I don't know?

Does this apply to all public libraries or just school libraries?

The dictionary entry for ox, which, in the second sense, is defined as "an adult castrated male domestic ox." You can't define a word by using that word!

Professionally, @merriam-webster.com is my go-to dictionary. Personally, I am a huge fan of Merriam-Webster. Rarely do they not deliver.

But sometimes . . .

Do ICE "agents" get paid during the government shutdown?

Go Taskmaster on them and put three tables together.

I think you're supposed to hire the over-12s to babysit the under-12s.

When did they discover that the universe began in Berkeley? #funwithambiguity

This is literally "war is peace."

Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."

The forthcoming Frankenstein movie includes among its cast both Charles Dance and Christoph Waltz. Apparently Jake Tapper and Martin Jitterbug were unavailable.

Happy Gilmore 2.

Redirect funds to prop up Maxi Golf, which was somehow undermined by wokeism and the trans community.

The White House will host a Maxi Golf tournament on the Ellipse.

Republicans invest heavily in the new league.

Next year, Maxi Golf moves its HQ to Saudi Arabia.

As in it ought to be banned because of its innate cruelty.

Definitely 2. A mosey is slower than a ramble but faster than a shamble.

RFK Jr. to vilify this treatment and DJT to blame Huntington's disease on transgenderism in 5...4...3...

Is the "flavor" name like "orange mango," naming two things? Is this soap made from parsley and stem cells?

Also, it's apparently a superfood, so it should taste great on a salad.

New to me: I just saw the word "intricate" used as a verb, the opposite of "extricate." I would have reached for "insinuate"; "intricate" as a verb is attested, though (per the unabridged), but rare. #English #wordnerd

I had forgotten about Jesus' low-hanging synergies. That's somewhere in I Corinthians, isn't it?

And obviously you were impacted by the juxtaposition. I hope you found some way to incentivize the author to pivot toward more optimized content.

"Certain classes of people are our inferiors who should have less rights than us." - Totally normal free speech being stifled by woke scolds

"The person who said the statement above is an asshole " - Hate speech that must be eliminated for the sake of social cohesion.

So now that we "know" Tylenol causes autism, that means we'll all stop vilifying vaccines, right?

Right?

I hear ya, brother. logophilius.blogspot.com/2013/03/i-do...

What a beautiful painting of something that is probably illegal to do where you live. 😍

Crackling fires, crunchy leaves, and crisp, cool days: What’s not to love about fall?
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