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Mark Kastner

@mkstnr.bsky.social

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Wondering why I have a cough today and feel generally sick then slowly realizing I was exposed to tear gas just walking down the street yesterday.

08.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.

08.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

DOGSO is only a one game ban

08.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw it yeah. I absolutely replied β€œat least” lol

08.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have rather the goal counted

08.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Where is Liverpool on your list

08.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘Ž

08.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That owned

08.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You probably could get to the finish line in luge, it might just take an hour

08.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s way harder than it looks

08.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gakpo was off

08.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s possible that it is understated how bad Liverpool are

08.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arne Slot is a coward

08.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He does have more xG than all of Liverpool combined with those 3 touches!

08.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the main problem with Liverpool is that they aren’t very good

08.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Liverpool imo

08.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ad free peacock still has the ads on Olympic coverage

08.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wolf in a suit and tie. Imagery for the song β€œCigarettes & Saints” by The Wonder Years

Lyrics:
These wolves in their suits and ties
saying β€œkid you can trust me.”
Charming southern drawl, sunken eyes.
Buying good will in hotel lobbies.
They got fistfuls of pills to make sure you don’t hurt no more.
You don’t gotta feel anything.
Got their fangs in our veins.
Got their voice in our heads.
Got our arms in their grips.
No, we can’t shake free.

Wolf in a suit and tie. Imagery for the song β€œCigarettes & Saints” by The Wonder Years Lyrics: These wolves in their suits and ties saying β€œkid you can trust me.” Charming southern drawl, sunken eyes. Buying good will in hotel lobbies. They got fistfuls of pills to make sure you don’t hurt no more. You don’t gotta feel anything. Got their fangs in our veins. Got their voice in our heads. Got our arms in their grips. No, we can’t shake free.

Got a new tattoo. It’s inspired by my favorite song by my favorite band

Info in the alt text

07.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at what you guys did bsky.app/profile/minn...

06.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We will be β€œTaking Back Sunday” from these Christian nationalists

06.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting kicked out of a casino in Vegas for trying to use printed off Balatro jokers at the poker tables

06.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can fully appreciate why they call Las Vegas the Gateway to the West!

05.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just me. And it’s from love.

05.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are too much bread, me too

05.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not too late to make seattle dogs as a little treat

05.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know very little about some of my neighbors, but I have had the β€œwe might die protecting each other” conversation with them!

04.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in time

04.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off dude

04.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saint Paul Liberation Front Siempre

04.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to go on for a long time so I’m begging people to stop using β€œMinneapolis” as a synonym to St. Paul and the broader area.

It’s two real cities right next to each other. Say β€œTwin Cities” or β€œMinnesota” if you must.

04.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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