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they/she/it, 25, lesbian. forklift certified. dedicated hater. dungeon master (not the sexy kind). music enthusiast. reluctant doctor who obsessive. HRT: 10/10/69 https://rateyourmusic.com/~gswakelyn https://boxd.it/2shmj

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vanity license plate that says AGI SOON

vanity license plate that says AGI SOON

seems like a pointless license plate to have because either it's wrong and you look like an idiot or it's right and you have to replace it

17.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Protomen - S/T

The Protomen - S/T

The Protomen - Act II: The Father of Death

The Protomen - Act II: The Father of Death

recorded like a dark, fucked up version of the mega man games haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

25.03.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
holy shit!! is that a motherfucking protomen reference???

holy shit!! is that a motherfucking protomen reference???

me every time i see anyone post about mega man:

27.01.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

protomen act 4 tonight? protomen act 4 tonight queen? protomen act 4?

17.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hate rtd2 so much but i think he does once in a blue moon allow good episodes to happen which only happened once with chibnall imo. but my pick would also be no DW lmao

17.02.2026 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would you rather have:
-five more years of RTD
-chibnall returns for five years
-no more doctor who for the next ten years

17.02.2026 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dont get mad when people misinterpret my posts that happens a lot with great art

16.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry didn't mean to say i was non-binary this whole time i've been trying to type mom-binary because im both mother and mommy

17.02.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank god they did. my mom wanted to see a movie with me and it was either this or zootopia 2 and i did not want to see zootopia 2

17.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
car selfie

car selfie

ran some very important errands today such as:
-failing to find yuri
-chauffeuring teenagers
-wasting all my money on cassette tapes
-taco bell

17.02.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hit a fucking artery during my injection again and now my skirt has blood all over it :(

17.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
king's x - dogman
talking heads - speaking in tongues
judas priest - unleashed in the east
golden earring - moontan

king's x - dogman talking heads - speaking in tongues judas priest - unleashed in the east golden earring - moontan

barnes and noble website LIED to me about having citrus in stock so i took my business elsewhere and got some consolation prizes

16.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i actually found the multitude of characters in bcs really
damaging to the pace. it was basically two separate shows that barely ever touched each other, with jimmy/kim and mike/nacho basically never interacting outside of a few key moments. made it feel a lot slower and i prefer the focus on carol

16.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
walmart screenshot of celery bunches. normal celery is $2.97 per bunch, organic celery is $9.97 per bunch

walmart screenshot of celery bunches. normal celery is $2.97 per bunch, organic celery is $9.97 per bunch

do they take me for a fool???

16.02.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i sat through all of better call saul which was way slower and way less interesting lmao so i'm used to it. but i still prefer breaking bad's faster pace and more outwardly comedic/slapstick vibes

16.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's modern gilligan for you. i really enjoy the deliberate pace but it's not for everyone and there's not much point trying to push through it if you don't like it

16.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we love to see it

16.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the funniest tv shows ever but many are too cowardly to see it

16.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok "forcefemmed by my own headmate" would go hard as hell though

16.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

always appreciate it when a spider decides to keep me company in the shower. hell yeah girl thanks for making sure i'm not lonely

16.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
doctor who the collection jon pertwee season 1

doctor who the collection jon pertwee season 1

me normally: ugh why don't i have any money

me the instant i get paid:

16.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what manga is this?

16.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait, was it the gorgeous transsexual wearing dog ears and a tail, or the son?

16.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22,987 notifications

22,987 notifications

oh is that all?

16.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window.
MATTIE: EXCUSE ME?
GUY: Yeah?

PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it.
MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball?
GUY: A wizard sold me that โ€“ it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me!
GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that.

PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide.
EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE
MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract?
GUY: I guess so!

PANEL 4:  Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script.
GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that.
EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that โ€“ it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

whatโ€™s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky

16.02.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1668    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

at first glance thought these were really sick covers for vinyl albums

16.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies itโ€™s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

26.11.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1443    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

shut up about politics go back to talking about twilight

16.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

theyfab fact: i'm sooooo squishy

16.02.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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