The NPC

This man asked me this morning “without your glasses, is the dark blurry dark?”

Just fyi, if you are being a manipulative piece of shit does not mean that you get the nice side from those you’ve be manipulative towards just because you decided this one time you’ll show up for your family. 🤷‍♀️

I feel like a country, who in the history of mankind is the only one to ever drop a nuclear bomb, bombing a country for the POTENTIAL of having a nuclear bomb is crazy work.

There aren't enough Luigi's in this world.

We are not angry enough.

I got a haircut yesterday and something just looked too familiar about it.

It’s Prince Charming from Shrek. It’s fucking Prince Charmings haircut.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

My friends always get me into a new book but they never read it fast enough. I’m ready to YAP about the shenanigans. Send help #fourthwing

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i’m tired i just want to drink iced coffee, read books and eat snacks.

I made this mistake of checking the news

My roommate had a failed attempted at speed dating tonight. I took her for tacos because “I can’t try men tonight, so I’m trying the margs”

Why is water just so good?

A never-before-shared photo of scarlet elf cup mushrooms from March 2024. Three red cups grow from under a mossy branch on the forest floor. Their bright red velvet interiors glow from inside fleshy white cups. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Roommate: “Thanking Trump for being diplomatic is like a hostage thanking their capture for not killing them.” Wiser words have never been said in these times.

This just sucks.

A broken branch is colonized by dozens of climbing false turkey tail mushrooms, striated in orange, green, and silver. Behind them the last snow of winter melts on the forest floor. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

I think this year I’m gonna forget 9/11

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

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euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

Brilliant.