Jason

It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test.

Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.

Hottest take: if you’re a man over 40 and you’re, like, really fit, I’m pretty sure it’s a red flag for *something.*

I forgot about Sun-treader, and it shows.

If companies are gonna make AI that reads my email, I need one that filters out all the bullshit CCs I receive for a project and only gives me emails that have actual tasks I need to complete. I promise you, I have zero interest in everyone else’s convo!

I’m at a Christian wedding, and they did this Jesus braid thing, and now I’m wondering if that means the couple gets to tag team Jesus now and then

Is there anything worse than when you get an email saying, “Your order shipped!” But when you check the tracking number, it says “Ope! We just printed the shipping label.” 🫠

Calling upon all my Contemporary Music listening powers to get through my son’s elementary school choir concert

“Just eat less and exercise more!” is the most nineteen-year-old with 4% body fat who has never had to lose weight in their life POV about weight loss.

I’m desperately trying to quiet the little voice in my head saying, “Good, kids are too soft these days!”

I don’t know where we pick up that whole “pain = character” thing…

Flight bookings should have a checkbox for “Are you the chatty type?” Seat all the chatty people together, let everyone else sit together. Everyone wins!

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

stg half of comment sections are men pointing out that pretty people get away with more in our society as if this will somehow change an essential truth that has been that way since people have been around.

Congrats bro, you successfully discovered something we all knew!

The $20 Salad song on TT!

So are all colleges dead malls now? I feel like more tumbleweeds go to class than students…

I don’t trust the soap that comes out as foam right from the dispenser. If I can’t lather it myself, what are we even doing?!

Why you gotta come for me like that with “sweater polos,” man?

There’s no way to use my Apple Watch to pay for something (which I do CONSTANTLY) that won’t make me look like I’m in the middle of a mid-life crisis.

YouTube video by XOXO Festival Dan Olson, Folding Ideas - XOXO Festival (2024)

Didn’t expect to be crying in my kitchen at 4am because someone else finally understands what I called my “Salieri Syndrome.” So thanks @foldablehuman.bsky.social, I guess?

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Glad someone was responsible enough to reply with this!

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It’s the one month out here where it rains, which means Yay! Trenchcoat weather! But it also means it’s time for my annual talking myself out of buying a luxury handmade umbrella: www.kirbyallison.com/products/mag...

The arts in the United States of America are not a monolith and the Kennedy Center is most likely not the arts organization that most directly impacts you. If you care about the arts, the best thing is to find and support (commission, donate, volunteer for) your local artists and arts organizations.

Why does mens underwear come in resealable ziplock bags???

I feel like quarter zip sweaters are timeless in that they’re unstylish-yet-prevalent in every era of fashion.

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Then you’re a better person than me!

@kincaidrabb.bsky.social

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seethe Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seethe

I didn’t need to be attacked like this!

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seethe

I don’t know whether it’s overly aggressive, but the quirkiest bot I’ve played against is chess.com’s Nelson, who’s programmed to spam early queen moves like a lot of aggressive novice players.

I thought “AlphaMove” meant it would make the most pointlessly aggressive move available.

Horn, knock yourself out