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@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social

she/her 21 socialite my ears are bleeding

32 Followers  |  31 Following  |  283 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  1.6947

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freddie gibbs youtooz

13.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JOI read by the how its made narrator

12.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite song of all time is the super mario bros underground theme

04.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it possible to get a computer science degree and love mommy at the same time?

04.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im not gonna go ahead and armchair diagnose you, but there might be a chicken stuffed inside you with a duck stuffed inside it

02.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Album cover for "CASHMERE" by Roxby. There is a black and white rabbit with a pink coloured eye looking back at the camera holding up a peace sign.

Album cover for "CASHMERE" by Roxby. There is a black and white rabbit with a pink coloured eye looking back at the camera holding up a peace sign.

my album "CASHMERE" is out now. everywhere.

featuring my wonderful animal friends
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visualisers by @xbox-720.bsky.social

29.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
dirty floor of a bus

dirty floor of a bus

i sure hope dj squeakyclean is on this bus.
the bus:

28.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œno but labubus look so cute”
the rare ugly labubu:

28.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you so excited to have sex with her you drop the oneyplays dance

28.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the wall tells me theres a dick and balls on my screen

28.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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y it look like a dick n balls tho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

28.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think im turning European American. I think im turning European American. I really think so

Not so funny now

28.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

albania might be promoted to a fourth world country soon πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

27.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜amburgas

21.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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never kill urself

17.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i will do nothing for no reason

16.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this will save me from samsara

08.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i made it.

16.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*pulls out face card*

15.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you think Drake is a Click guy or a Jack and Jill guy

22.12.2024 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when yo girl likes chief keef AND uses neopronouns

15.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

falling asleep to the yogurt wikipedia page audiobook

15.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw a service dog the other day. do you think he has a linkedin

14.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhy did you join the army?”
idk

13.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when were the Gardev wars

12.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

12.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if tylenol causes autism then why do i have this big pimple on my face hey can someone help me pop this

12.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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she giving me head in the little castley thing in a fancy strip mall

12.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keith haring fleshlight. for sale. well loved.

09.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
planet exploding

planet exploding

how will this affect my Farm Merge Valley save

09.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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