i couldβ¦.
30.07.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rvkkelley.bsky.social
i couldβ¦.
30.07.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it wasnβt your fault babe let go
29.07.2025 23:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk i just worry what would happen to me if i say tweet on here
29.07.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0quaker just skeeted your @
29.07.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hiiiii heyyyyy
29.07.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0gay bunby
29.07.2025 01:48 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1would you eat one raw
11.02.2025 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the resemblance is uncanny
08.01.2025 19:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0things im leaving behind in 2024:
drama π
toxic people π€
Draugar the Time Thief
steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him
youβre the thing keeping me on this app i hope you know that. maybe skeet more responsibly.
22.12.2024 18:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whatβs everyoneβs nixonsona?
mineβs a young R from NY named bobson dankrub who is hired straight out of college to work for magruder and gets indicted on criminal conspiracy charges
the greatest moment of his life is a 5-sec interval where he sees nixon leaving the bathroom and nixon grunts at him
my agent is threatening to pull the plug on my contract if i canβt turn my simpsons drink skeets into a successful trilogy :(
every time i drink milk i feel like maggie simpson
good enough? is this good? idk anymore
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12.12.2024 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why did i let you follow me
12.12.2024 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0every time i drink wine i like to imagine im marge simpson
is this anything guys? is this a good post? idk anymore
why did you give up on all caps midway through
10.12.2024 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0average 30s social movement:
1931: this Doc's outraged by hunger across the USA; he's got a plan to end it!
1933: let the experts laugh! there's millions signing up to join Doc's anti-hunger movement!
1938: we regret to inform you Doc has proclaimed his undying loyalty to adolf hitler
waowβ¦.. epicβ¦.
02.12.2024 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we gotta sell both i think
28.11.2024 02:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you want me dead
27.11.2024 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0another bigboy robinson classic folks!
27.11.2024 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every time i drink beer i like to imagine im like homer simpson
27.11.2024 00:50 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hiiii
26.11.2024 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how would the public handle jimmy carter announcing she was transitioning
25.11.2024 01:58 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no it canβt be
22.11.2024 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody knows iβm taking a nap under my desk
22.11.2024 19:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0no it was sad
22.11.2024 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i had a single butt piece of plain, untoasted white bread for breakfast this morning
22.11.2024 17:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0diva down
21.11.2024 17:31 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0still thinking about goulash
20.11.2024 01:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0