Bigboy Robinson

wtf happened the broadcast went down for us

dont even taunt me with that fork if i can still eat it with my hands it aint cheesy enough

cajun cheese fries from cookout with little cheese

the saddest plate of cajun cheese fries ive ordered at cookout

autumn sun cocktail in a martini glass im so sorry this is the closest i have to a coupe glass i got this for free from a woman in apex dont kill me

autumn sun (not my recipe, from a bar in downtown raleigh)

0.75 oz fernet
0.75 oz genepy
0.75 oz lemon
0.75 oz maple syrup
shaken + strained

oh my god this is actually the best thing ive ever made
come over if u ever wanna try i finally have all the ingredience

POOH: [on Prozac] I meal-prepped some overnight oats. Want some?
EEYORE: [on Wellbutrin] yes

@youngiowa.bsky.social come get your brother

things im leaving behind in 2024:

drama 🙄
toxic people 🤐
Draugar the Time Thief
steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him

@youngiowa.bsky.social the north pole?

i lost a follower after posting this

walter white would be a proponent for semen retention if he was still alive

EVERY FUCKING QUESTION WE ASKED THE TV ALEXA WOULD ONLY RESPOND WITH A FART

tbf ive had an on again off again relationship with the panthers for most of my life so ive just been focusing on the lions for the past 2-3 years until the panthers get their act together again 😭

they dont stink theyre just bad at being consistently good 😊

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i have to use the bathroom

hell nah!

what do u guys want for christmas im about to head out to the store

the raleigh leafblowers visited our neighborhood for 2 minutes and gave up 😭 we live on Cursed Land

who remembers barking at the mailman 🤣😆😅😂 #90snostalgia

(flag gets thrown, the referee comes down the field)

from the earth. he shall return. Krongar. 200 year penalty. still first down.

(the many eyed tentacled commentator): ohhh you hate to see it, temporal banishment right at the 25 yard line

[the moment im no longer sick]
oh man! now that im well, the possibilities are endless! i could do a chore, or another chore, or i could do this one chore ive been putting off, or i could work remotely outside my normal hours, or i could do a chore

not sick anymore who wants to see how many backflips i can do before i become unconscious

love old fashioneds and riffs on them. v basic cocktail but it tickles my brain just right. if im feeling more desserty ill make a painkiller

being sick with a messy room makes me feel like a naked beast in a cavern with bones and skulls leading back to where im sleeping

fine. you will live another year

a man standing next to a box that says " fragile " Alt: a breaking bad scene where walter is saying to jesse "what is wrong with you? why are you BLUE?"

i dont post about work on here cuz it would just be a bunch of shit like "when the pH indicator gives me an unexpected result"

just remember to writhe around every so often so the packets get activated

i always give myself a little treat in my drinks cuz i deserve it 😌

ill get u a rock for christmas so u can sun better at ur office

@youngiowa.bsky.social just learned evaporated milk and condensed milk were not the same thing everyone throw tomatoes at him im sellin em for a nickel each