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*draws chalk outline around my credit score*

11.11.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat

11.11.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robert Smith lying in bed while Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes reads to him

Robert Smith lying in bed while Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes reads to him

11.11.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man in a black shirt is holding up a one dollar bill ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding up a one dollar bill
11.11.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.

Will we listen to his words today?

10.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30864    ๐Ÿ” 12711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 941    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1062
Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face

Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face

Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face

10.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1625    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Thanks a lot tik tok. Iโ€™m eating toast with Nutella on it right now

10.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years

08.11.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What they don't tell you is after you get through all the stages of grief you start onto the stages of madness, which is where the party really starts.

10.11.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s in the phones. The poison was in the phones all along.

21.10.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

10.11.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shaggy little black dog standing on his hind legs at the bottom of a staircase, with his front paws on a gate blocking the stairs

Shaggy little black dog standing on his hind legs at the bottom of a staircase, with his front paws on a gate blocking the stairs

I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man

09.05.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?

10.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everybodyโ€™s gangstaโ€ฆ

Until they walk into a spider web.

10.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think thatโ€™s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward Iโ€™m leaning heavily into LSD.

10.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This chamber echoing louder than than a thousand drunken ricola dudes in a Kentucky cavern

10.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly Iโ€™m still sore from the monster mash.

10.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea what Iโ€™m doing, and I am dead serious about it.

29.12.2024 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
10.11.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 798    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

10.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3610    ๐Ÿ” 873    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 907    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1058

Ok weโ€™re at the โ€˜looking for something and instead find a massive clueโ€™ stage of this mystery.

09.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.

09.11.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
things to remember:
1) you exist
2) you matter
3) others exist
4) others matter
5) maybe nothing is real
6) act like it is just in case tho

things to remember: 1) you exist 2) you matter 3) others exist 4) others matter 5) maybe nothing is real 6) act like it is just in case tho

09.11.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Showing my coworkers how my new cape billows without any wind

03.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Li fun lal chovokp teshanstuth valnbdalt.

03.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never know where I'm going until I get there.

03.11.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chimpanzees mirror human thought processes in new study The primates can critically assess the quality of evidence when faced with choices

Chimpanzees are capable of making rational decisions,and can critically assess the quality of evidence,the research explored how the primates responded to new information about a treat's location,and their ability to update conclusions based on fresh clues www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

02.11.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can follow me but Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™m going anywhere.

02.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The UAE, which is currently carrying out a genocide in Sudan that can be viewed from space.

03.11.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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