Joakim Ziegler

This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop's bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me

Fun fact this photo that always goes around is from the absolutely baller film about the assassination called Operacion Ogro (79) and thats a miniature of the car being blasted over a scale model! This is an official Basque Space Program fan account

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

the imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. tyranny requires constant effort. it breaks, it leaks. authority is brittle. oppression is the mask of fear

remember this: try

山坡羊•潼关怀古 峯巒如聚，波濤如怒，山河表裏潼關路。 望西都，意躊躇。 傷心秦漢經行處，宮闕萬問都做了土。 興，百姓苦； 亡，百姓苦！ Reflections on the Past: At Tong Pass (to 'Sheep on the Hillside') The peaks of Mount Hua muster in, The waves of the Yellow River rage. Threading through mountain and river it runs: The road up to Tong Pass. I pause and gaze west toward the capital that was: Where Qin and Han and Tang passed through, And every one of their palaces turned to dust. Dynasties rise: the little people suffer. fall: the little people suffer.

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good

Probably not enough pressure, leaf blowers are quite powerful.

Just a tip for my protestors friends in Minnesota: Leaf blowers are awesome for blowing tear gas back at ICE. We discovered that in Portland in 2020. With a photo of a man doing exactly that, to hilarious effect.

wonder if they'll be living on the mars colony that he started there last year

More movies should have (Sexy Party) after the original title.

Looking for work in a PART TIME capacity at the moment, if anyone needs the help of a Level Designer or Unity Generalist get in touch!

5 years industry experience, most recent work was with Bithell Games on TRON: Catalyst

Just the Browser - Just the Browser Remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, and other annoyances from web browsers.

I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers.

This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.

what idiot called her Bari Weiss and not Millenni Riefenstahl

An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

My fucking birthday is in three weeks and all i want is to be able to pay our rent and bills. We need at least $1500 USD, ultimately. Gonna try to hit up my dad for some of that but if you can help, please, please do.

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

One developer’s tool strips AI and other junk from Chrome, Edge, and Firefox A developer released a free tool called “Just the Browser” that disabless AI features, ads, and other unwanted junk in Chrome, Edge, and Firefox.

Holy fucking shit this is awesome use this now

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When I was in high school I did a constitutional debate program and witnessed this exchange:

JUDGE: what’s your favorite amendment?

KID: the third

JUDGE: why the third?

KID: because if there’s soldiers in your house, the other ones really don’t matter

BORN READY FOR 2026

Really 80’s guitar player

Really 80’s singer

Really 80’s bass guy

Trent Reznor looking like Trent Reznor from age 18-60

Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

A follow-up reminder, for folks who might have forgotten how virulently racist Richard Hanania is on the main.

MOBY GOT DICK By Josephine Riesman I hate white whales and I cannot lie You other seamen can't deny When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw spears well Til you know that the whale's in Hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My boatswain tried to stop this But that eye you got makes (Me so vicious!) Ooh, Devil’s own whale You say you wanna end my tale? Well, try me, try me Cuz I ain’t no average briney
 I’ve seen him blowin’ To hell with all knowin’ He swim, fin Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn I’m tired of novelists Sayin’ orcas are the best Take the average Ahab and ask him why I’ll tell ya I’m not shy So sailors (YEAH!) Sailors (YEAH!) Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!) Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Now throw that sharpened stick Moby got Dick

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Ylvis har trekt seg frå Melodi Grand Prix Ylvis skulle eigentleg ha delteke i MGP-finalen 28. februar. No har brørne vald å trekke seg frå konkurransen.

Bra!! Nå må andre de artistene følge etter, om de skal ha noe som helst ære i behold. www.nrk.no/mgp/ylvis-ha...

Machado "gir" fredsprisen sin til Trump

Kanskje vi ikkje skulle putta ein total dweeb som Asle Toje i nobelkomiteen

"I am satisfied, and have been all the time, that the problem of this war consists in the awful fact that the present class of men who rule the South must be killed outright rather than in the conquest of territory."

William Tecumseh Sherman, Letter to Sheridan (November 1864)

I miss him

Ricky Gervais tweet: I've got another new material gig tonight and I was wondering if you could help me with a bit of market research. Are there any subjects that are impossible to make funny? Any words or terms that have no place in comedy? A disease that is never amusing? Thanks.

just tell some funny jokes, ricky

i think techbros are some of the worst people in the world, but the fact that they engage in drug use is not really part of that? (Although in some cases the drug use is probably making them worse people, because they're very bad at it.)