@BexBGR

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After 20+ years of using vinegar im the rinse cycle instead of fabric softener, ive graduated to citric acid w the knowledge from r/laundry.

My towels and sheets are now pristinely fluffy. Highly recommend.

2014 Pam Bondi campaign ad promising to "put human trafficking monsters where they belong, behind bars".

"Unless they pay me a fuckton of money not to!"

Didn't plan on a long nap today, but then baby orange cat curled up right next to me under the electric blanket on the sofa & stayed there 2.5 hours (w her lil head poking out & everything).

Clearly i had no choice.

Um yeah i dont blame you eek

Ohhhhhh.. the football part, of course. 😄

Wait why muted?

Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny..
Bad Bunny n meeeee 🎵

The one Sunday all winter without a half dozen cars lined up for the only one-stall auto carwash for miles.

My car rejoices.

Thankful dad narrates his life to me & friends via messenger, so when he has a spell of losing the plot he can scroll up a bit to catch up.

(And down, & back up again. Rinse and repeat.)

I have had "God Loves A Terrier" from Best In Show on mental repeat for 9 days now 😭

Per foodie friend, best for this is now in Windham.

SAME. Surya Bonaly is an icon.

The Crowening???

Travel size of perfume You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d'Orange arrived today. Fresh, bright green accords, a whisper of rose, & a faint breath of mojito mint.

Very fitting for the Imbolc-asjacent energy of light & freshness. A delightful bit of serendipity in the mire of this stupid world.

Agree. It's like blogs, but with extra steps for the audience?

YouTube video by artfilm33 Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD

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Catherine O'Hara??? I feel kicked in the gut. Brokenhearted for everyone in her circle. This seems so out of the blue, what the hell?

Not to mention apparently the bar for a real dementia diagnosis seems to be wayy past when effects start for a lot of folks.

Birds of the resistance? Could we please do more and show less I don’t like to dampen people’s enthusiasm or commitment to social causes, and I don’t feel comfortable gatekeeping how people should resist, especially against 47’s regime.

The performance activism that's emerging in this moment is annoying. So, I wrote about it.

open.substack.com/pub/shaystew...

Husband, learning that Tom Homan was replacing Greg Bovino in Minneapolis:

"That's like shitting your pants and changing your shirt."

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If only. 😭

Storm preps: heat turned up a few degrees (already camping in the living room), tub full of buckets of water for flushing, dishwasher run, rice made, produce soaked and rinsed, car windshield covered.

Well stocked on cat food, bread, milk, weed, & healthy snacks. Homeowners insurance on autopay.

Facts matter. That's not a penguin, it's CBP’s Greg Bovino.

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"Did you see that?! She was like a ninja!" - couple in truck in Hannaford parking lot, after i realized the cart teen cousin had left for a second was careening toward their (shiny & fancy) truck.

Crisis averted, thanks to my ninja-like reflexes. What a (brief) rush of relief. 😮‍💨

Hi from Maine 👋

Protein has been a thing for a bit now. I just saw a headline saying fiber will be the next big thing (seriously).

Never. 😄💛

hAsHtAg BoYmOm 🙃😆