Dee Twenty

Chuck

an eastern newt sitting on my finger at night

if i had to see this today, so do you

"if I had a nickel for every time a US president was in a movie with a monkey I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."

I thought of this at 4am:

A orange square graphic with an orange comic style word bubble in the upper right corner. text states CURATED BY H.S. WOLFE AND MAGNUS THORNE, 69% DAILY VALUE OF BOY PUSSY. In the bottom left corner is large stacked text saying BOY MEAT with a cartoon hot dog sitting on top. There’s an arrow and a circle beside BOY MEAT, the text inside the circle says “An erotic transmasculine anthology benefiting point of pride” and there’s a flame graphic behind.

A orange square graphic with an orange comic style word bubble in the upper right corner. Text states PAYHIP/COZYLIBRARYCORNERPRESS, and opposite on the top left, text states CURATED BY H.S. WOLFE AND MAGNUS THORNE. In the bottom left corner is large stacked text saying BOY MEAT with a cartoon hot dog sitting on top. There’s an arrow and a circle beside BOY MEAT with a flame behind it, and inside the circle states: “coming August 26th, 2025 preorder now through our payhip!

🥓🍖Boy Meat: Gender is a performance and we’re ready to put on a show. Boy Meat is bringing you a mouthful of juicy original stories and art to satisfy those late night cravings. Sink your fangs in and take a bite out of 18 mouthwatering works of raw boypussy

🥩PREORDER: payhip.com/cozylibraryc...

Pleased to report I am forever haunted by the warehouse sex party short king in a Jeff Dunham t-shirt ✌️

Album cover for Chuck Mangione: Feels So Good. Chuck Mangione is smiling and hugging his flugelhorn.

Pour one out for a real one

tiffany they were gay

Two faces .5 focus, one on a cake

For the last day of school, my grade 9s made a cake with my face on it. The flavour they picked was funfetti because "millennials love the taste of oil and chemicals" ✌️

And the kicker is every industry figure that howled about being "cancelled" still works 🤣

Some people will change, some people won't. All you can do is take care of yourself. The word "community" is thrown around a lot, but I don't think that word should apply to places where a business model takes priority.

Being a part of the Great Vancouver Burlesque Reckoning of 2020, and then sitting back and watching it happen again in 2025, is a real wild feeling.

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

NO KINGS except the short ones

a black hoodie with hand-lettered white text reading, "feral queer"

a black tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading, "queer but not into bright colors"

a red tshirt with hand-lettered black text reading, "queer rage"

a maroon tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading, "trans power"

fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...

I don't believe in incarceration but I truly belonged in horny jail last night

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

I know I say a lot of things could fix me but dancing shirtless with a bunch of big sweaty boys fixed me

A pump cover is a message to the world and that message is "ooo big pweety boys don't wook at my muscles im not weady for u yet uwu"

We know conversion therapy doesn’t work because the society we live in is conversion therapy. It is deeply rotted through with oppositional sexism and attendance is considered mandatory, no small infraction unnoticed. Not everyone can find the exit door, a deep injustice that often goes unnoticed.

A cross stitch banner that says Trans Rights are worth more than boy wizards

Reposting this crossstitch finish for no reason in particular 😤

A hoodie that says Transy dad

Transylvania University out there dropping the most gender affirming pride merch around ✌️

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

I'm wearing my "no one knows that I'm a transsexual" shirt but I'm pretty sure everyone on this bus knows I'm a transsexual 👎

I don't know how you'd measure something like this, but I strongly believe the Liberal Party of Canada to be the luckiest political party of all time. Party of Kramers. Do nothing. Succeed for no reason. Fall ass backwards into votes.

Tumblr staff being spicy

Was this the only funny April's Fools Day post

illustration of jesus as a trans man, with a crown of thorns and top surgery scars. Celebrating his existence with a glass of champagne

Happy #TransDayofVisibility friends! 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💙

it's trans day of give me drugs to do at parties

It's been nine months since top surgery and my first time swimming without boobs was an absolute dream #transdayofvisiblity #tdov