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Billy Bob the cousin fuc**r.

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Take note.

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no accidents

22.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13328    πŸ” 5069    πŸ’¬ 437    πŸ“Œ 319

…penis. Let’s just say it. They know it’s true. We know it’s true.

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The New York Times front page.

The New York Times front page.

I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

14.06.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 25432    πŸ” 5998    πŸ’¬ 654    πŸ“Œ 424

The call today is coming from inside the room. Sadly, I think you’ve answered the phone.

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Thank goodness for Doge rooting out waste and fraud.

02.06.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FACTS

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"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”

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They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation.

Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.

Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

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And these two.

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And these.

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Love TikTok. But their policing of comments is frustrating. These are the ones that were taken down.

07.05.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duckworth on if she's open to voting to confirm Mike Waltz: "I think everybody on that Signal chain needs to be fired ... he's failing up ... I'm not open to voting for him, no, because he's already demonstrated he's incapable of doing the most basic thing, which is handling classified information."

04.05.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 28043    πŸ” 6189    πŸ’¬ 496    πŸ“Œ 271
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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

03.05.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18753    πŸ” 5125    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 198

Jeezus, they are a bunch of dolts. I mean…championship level gaslighting. World class even.

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Well, I’d argue half the country knows. The other half? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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😳 what's going on here πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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I finally found my tweet from the last time this ridiculous bullshit popped up.🀣

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A broken clock is still right twice a day. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Still…FDT

17.04.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next up for Mace is A B C D E F U! F*** her and her mom and her sister and her job and her broke ass car and that s*** she calls art…

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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

14.04.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 37409    πŸ” 11451    πŸ’¬ 948    πŸ“Œ 647

Dies it cum with a handjob? Asking for a friend.

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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

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