@mikehazelton.bsky.social
Billy Bob the cousin fuc**r.
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Take note.
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no accidents
22.06.2025 13:17 — 👍 13365 🔁 5092 💬 442 📌 321…penis. Let’s just say it. They know it’s true. We know it’s true.
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The New York Times front page.
I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.
14.06.2025 21:42 — 👍 25488 🔁 6021 💬 658 📌 429The call today is coming from inside the room. Sadly, I think you’ve answered the phone.
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Thank goodness for Doge rooting out waste and fraud.
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#FACTS
31.05.2025 19:11 — 👍 31992 🔁 7014 💬 352 📌 224"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”
01.06.2025 13:54 — 👍 23749 🔁 7410 💬 703 📌 431They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation.
Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians.
Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
And these two.
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And these.
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Love TikTok. But their policing of comments is frustrating. These are the ones that were taken down.
07.05.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Duckworth on if she's open to voting to confirm Mike Waltz: "I think everybody on that Signal chain needs to be fired ... he's failing up ... I'm not open to voting for him, no, because he's already demonstrated he's incapable of doing the most basic thing, which is handling classified information."
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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
03.05.2025 15:28 — 👍 18808 🔁 5136 💬 330 📌 198Jeezus, they are a bunch of dolts. I mean…championship level gaslighting. World class even.
30.04.2025 16:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, I’d argue half the country knows. The other half? 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
28.04.2025 20:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😳 what's going on here 🤷♂️
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I finally found my tweet from the last time this ridiculous bullshit popped up.🤣
19.04.2025 14:02 — 👍 20573 🔁 3735 💬 801 📌 235A broken clock is still right twice a day. 🤷🏻♂️
Still…FDT
Next up for Mace is A B C D E F U! F*** her and her mom and her sister and her job and her broke ass car and that s*** she calls art…
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14.04.2025 18:00 — 👍 37510 🔁 11491 💬 951 📌 654Dies it cum with a handjob? Asking for a friend.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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