jd!

let him cook

"it isn't just X—it's Y" is by far the most annoying ChatGPTism

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

i love that trumps recently been trying to make anti-woke also mean wanting to send off americans to die in foreign wars lol

"What you fail to see Mr. Pope" is truly the most incredible assemblage of words I have seen coming out of X, the Everything App, in quite some time.

Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare.

But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there.

Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.

Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account

i genuinely think donald trump didn’t realize this was ai and thinks he said this himself

yeah i think he fell for ai lol

Local TV Giant Sinclair Ends Jimmy Kimmel Boycott

Do not bow down to these people. Do not allow them to convince you that you must. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

Donald Trump urges pregnant women to stop using Tylenol following his unproven claims that the drug causes autism.

Current evidence supports that the drug is safe for pregnant women to use as directed.

meanwhile costco was all “DEI is good and we’re keeping it, fuck you” and they’re now basically printing money

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

what would it mean to do something "important?" what would it mean to be "successful?" is it possible that your ideals are eternally out of reach? can you decide right now to grant yourself the love you're withholding until you are rich or famous enough? no, seriously, i'm asking

technology cannot be in the hands of a couple of people who are all political assets for a fascist party

Genuinely one of my favorite images on the internet

Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate

One of the most important things that life has taught me is that being good to people is actually really easy. And the more money, power, and privilege you have, the easier it is. I have zero sympathy for people who, given the choice to do anything, choose to be cruel.

youre looking quite epic tonight darling. very for the win

I want someone who can be the Godzilla to my Mothra

Orson Welles would murder every one of you motherfuckers with a hammer.

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

the bits in Monty Python pictures are good generally in the context of the film, but the frequency with which incels that love them “reference” said bits by simply doing the same bits outside of the picture show you how unforgivably unfunny, solemn even it is to take a bit out of its natural habitat

i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not

and this is the guy some of you are busily, noisily pledging allegiance to three years early. ok.

this is how i used to pronounce it before it was bullied out of me. young jd vindicated

as someone who was in job search hell this does very much such but i also gotta say: apply anyways!!! they may not look at your application but they just might! i did not have the experience required when i applied for my current job which i love and i got it still