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雍正王朝之君临天下

雍正王朝之君临天下

風の探索者2~Shadow Kingdom~

風の探索者2~Shadow Kingdom~

緋王伝2

緋王伝2

KNITE生化兵器

KNITE生化兵器

My hobby is finding the most random & cool-looking untranslated RPGs and going "hell yeah!"

03.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 872    🔁 211    💬 25    📌 4
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Last one for this week, probably. As unpolished as these were, forcing myself to draw something every day has been good practice. Maybe I'll do more in the future #goblinweek

30.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a tiny goblin in a silly pom-pom hat pulls a match out of a matchbox

a tiny goblin in a silly pom-pom hat pulls a match out of a matchbox

Goblin Week 1: a small gob and a useful tool

29.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 78    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 0
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One thing I like about goblins is they can look like pretty much anything, so you can just draw whatever bullshit you feel like and not worry about things like accurate proportions or anatomy or correct number of limbs. At least that's my excuse #goblinweek

29.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And here's the goblin for today #goblinweek

29.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Another one for #goblinweek. This was supposed to be yesterday's goblin, but I didn't like how it was turning out and started over, which took it into today. Still a lot of mistakes in this second attempt, but it's an improvement

29.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A black and white drawing of one or several creatures with a sheet draped over it/them. A bunch of mismatched hands, feet, eyes, noses and tails protrude from underneath the sheet.

A black and white drawing of one or several creatures with a sheet draped over it/them. A bunch of mismatched hands, feet, eyes, noses and tails protrude from underneath the sheet.

Giving #goblinweek a try this year. One of these freaks a day for however long I can keep it up. Here's the first one

27.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Hiwaga Komiks 250, a startling orange/green/blue/yellow cover depicting a man in a grass hat looking shocked, his hand on his chin, as a grasping yellow hand is overlaid on the image.

Hiwaga Komiks 250, a startling orange/green/blue/yellow cover depicting a man in a grass hat looking shocked, his hand on his chin, as a grasping yellow hand is overlaid on the image.

Cover to Espesyal Komiks showing a boy's head inside a nuclear explosion -- ATOMIK BOY

Cover to Espesyal Komiks showing a boy's head inside a nuclear explosion -- ATOMIK BOY

Pilipino Komiks illustration of a mermaid -- form, logo design, palette, everything is remarkable.

Pilipino Komiks illustration of a mermaid -- form, logo design, palette, everything is remarkable.

I could spend days admiring the covers of classic Filipino comics. The logos, the palette, the quality of rendering is simply phenomenal.

26.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 101    🔁 36    💬 2    📌 0
PANEL 1: Woman 1: "I'm a woman."
PANEL 2: Woman 2: "I'm a woman."
PANEL 3: Woman 3: "I need a data integration and analysis firm for me."
PANEL 4: Woman 4: "Like LADY PALANTIR tm."
PANEL 5: Woman 5: "My data, decisions, and operations integrated. But uh: NO BOYS ALLOWED."
PANEL 6: Woman 6: "Two words y'all: LADY PALANTIR tm."

PANEL 1: Woman 1: "I'm a woman." PANEL 2: Woman 2: "I'm a woman." PANEL 3: Woman 3: "I need a data integration and analysis firm for me." PANEL 4: Woman 4: "Like LADY PALANTIR tm." PANEL 5: Woman 5: "My data, decisions, and operations integrated. But uh: NO BOYS ALLOWED." PANEL 6: Woman 6: "Two words y'all: LADY PALANTIR tm."

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

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illustration, caption reads 'I have foraged enough to create Thousand Dollar Pudding'. Sasquatch throws bank notes from a barrel into a bonfire

illustration, caption reads 'I have foraged enough to create Thousand Dollar Pudding'. Sasquatch throws bank notes from a barrel into a bonfire

updated with the past few days! (but not today's)
sasquatch diaries Jan 14th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

15.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 201    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 1
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THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

09.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 4697    🔁 1633    💬 66    📌 23
Nasty by Janet Jackson begins

Nasty by Janet Jackson begins

Nasty continues playing

Nasty continues playing

These might be the most important youtube captions in history

31.12.2025 18:12 — 👍 127    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 0
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]

mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]

DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]

mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]

DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa

mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it] mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it] DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently] mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage] DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa

mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]

DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]

mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]

DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]

mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]

DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube

mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf] DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch] mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car] DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue] mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over] DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube

mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]

DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]

mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]

DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]

mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]

DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]

mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]

mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine] DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11] mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it] DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint] mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door] DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape] mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]

DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]

mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]

DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]

mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]

DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]

mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]

DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it

DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent] mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string] DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud] mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter] DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying] mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose] DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

26.12.2024 21:16 — 👍 898    🔁 308    💬 8    📌 27
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Dave Willardson, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s

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#pixelart

11.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 74    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0

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05.12.2025 20:38 — 👍 32    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 1
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points..  Then put everything into legs..
P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib)
P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active..
P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner

P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner

580 - Min-Max Baby

15.09.2023 00:44 — 👍 1460    🔁 475    💬 10    📌 20
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David Lynch of a room from a Zillow listing

04.12.2025 04:28 — 👍 236    🔁 45    💬 11    📌 0
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury

02.12.2025 19:02 — 👍 3417    🔁 1272    💬 37    📌 122
vineyille @vineyille
[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus
christ not now Pastabot

vineyille @vineyille [Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot

24.11.2024 06:53 — 👍 601    🔁 61    💬 5    📌 1
If you have not noticed, my friends, there is a war being fought. A war between good and evil, a war between right and wrong, a war between freedom and the opposite of freedom I am not really sure what that is. A war between dinosaurs and bunnies. The troops need your support. Please, for the love of god, do not just sit there in nothing but a cape and eat pizza.

If you have not noticed, my friends, there is a war being fought. A war between good and evil, a war between right and wrong, a war between freedom and the opposite of freedom I am not really sure what that is. A war between dinosaurs and bunnies. The troops need your support. Please, for the love of god, do not just sit there in nothing but a cape and eat pizza.

It's disgusting how the current administration is burying all information about "The Battle Of The Beasts" and keeping it out of our children's school books

02.05.2025 16:13 — 👍 99    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 0
Welcome to the Chatroom!
secretlyneo: heyy what's up thanks for the invite. what does everyone think about all dressed chips?
chipsomme: Hello! Looks like you skipped over the intake questions. Not a big deal but all members must answer them. What is your favorite bagged snack?
secretlyneo: probably cool ramch ritos! I just had all dressed chips for the first time and I'm wondering what everyone thinks!
toxicity8: lol ritos! good choice. i did have all dressed in canada and thought they were awesome.
chipsomme: Not done just yet! What is your age and location? secretlyneo: lol really personal stuff just to talk about chips. chipsomme: It's just to foster familiarity and trust, which we all value here.
toxicity8: idk somme, it is kind of weird to make everyone say where they live. i say we let neo through and start chatting about all dressed!
crunchmayor: Yeah, I think we can move on! I thought all-dressed were all hype, personally.
chipsomme: Toxicity, you are already on thin ice from the incident in which you held the Pretzels vs Pretzel Sticks debate without a mod present.
toxicity8: your the only mod! what are we supposed to do, call your job at the loogie store every time we want to have a discussion? toxicity8 has been banned for 30 days. Reason: Disgusting language in a food chat. You should know better.
crunchmayor: Lol. You're on a power trip, man. Booger booger turd peepee.
crunchmayor has been banned for 30 days. Reason: This is what you wanted.
secretlyneo: lol just you and me now Emperor. I live in Pennsylvania by the way. Butt Snot, Pennsylvania
(great schools in butt snot)

Welcome to the Chatroom! secretlyneo: heyy what's up thanks for the invite. what does everyone think about all dressed chips? chipsomme: Hello! Looks like you skipped over the intake questions. Not a big deal but all members must answer them. What is your favorite bagged snack? secretlyneo: probably cool ramch ritos! I just had all dressed chips for the first time and I'm wondering what everyone thinks! toxicity8: lol ritos! good choice. i did have all dressed in canada and thought they were awesome. chipsomme: Not done just yet! What is your age and location? secretlyneo: lol really personal stuff just to talk about chips. chipsomme: It's just to foster familiarity and trust, which we all value here. toxicity8: idk somme, it is kind of weird to make everyone say where they live. i say we let neo through and start chatting about all dressed! crunchmayor: Yeah, I think we can move on! I thought all-dressed were all hype, personally. chipsomme: Toxicity, you are already on thin ice from the incident in which you held the Pretzels vs Pretzel Sticks debate without a mod present. toxicity8: your the only mod! what are we supposed to do, call your job at the loogie store every time we want to have a discussion? toxicity8 has been banned for 30 days. Reason: Disgusting language in a food chat. You should know better. crunchmayor: Lol. You're on a power trip, man. Booger booger turd peepee. crunchmayor has been banned for 30 days. Reason: This is what you wanted. secretlyneo: lol just you and me now Emperor. I live in Pennsylvania by the way. Butt Snot, Pennsylvania (great schools in butt snot)

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sumi-e ink drawing accurately reflecting the title

sumi-e ink drawing accurately reflecting the title

'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai

18.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 1391    🔁 532    💬 7    📌 30
screenshot shows a purple pig up on a stage, possibly singing into a microphone, eyes closed. another light coloured pig sits at a table looking on (crying?). a small red squid/octopus is sitting at another table with a bottle and cube sitting on the table.

screenshot shows a purple pig up on a stage, possibly singing into a microphone, eyes closed. another light coloured pig sits at a table looking on (crying?). a small red squid/octopus is sitting at another table with a bottle and cube sitting on the table.

magazine screenshot (1986) archive.org/details/logi...

19.08.2025 07:33 — 👍 240    🔁 70    💬 2    📌 2
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they should always let this happen

05.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 312    🔁 104    💬 5    📌 9

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