Three otters in a human suit

- dress comfortably (don't worry about what other people think!)
- take frequent breaks in the A/C
- hydrate (a good idea no matter what the weather)
- take care of yourself (again, do that year round).

Love you!

A reminder to my fellow serotonin-challenged friends that live in the Northern Hemisphere:
SSRIs can and will reduce your tolerance to heat, so remember to:

PS: His golf courses - which is what I meant, of course - are easily located on Google Maps.
(And just do the ones in America. Scotland is lovely and hate his guts, too.)

Dear Iran:
Be strategic if/when you strike back.
Lots of us aren't responsible for this shit.
Love and inshallah,
Ducky

I know what they're trying to celebrate in DC.
I hope it's the last opportunity they have.

If you're headed to a #NoKings protest today...
Be loud.
Be careful.
Be brave.
Your Aunt Ducky is proud of you.

Good morning!

What part of the Constitution is going to be used as toilet paper today?

It's like watching the high school couple that took over the prom committee (and ruined prom because it was cheap and tacky because they blew the budget on tuxes) break up and all of a sudden air their dirty laundry and tell people that didn't even go to their school to pick a side.

Shatner has a better toupee than DJT.

And so another #Eurovision comes to a close.
And my camp levels are refilled.
Until next time in Austria (because that's how it works, right?)

That might not have been the song I thought it was.
Forgive the American.
The lack of commercials didn't allow me to process information quickly enough.

I just lost a strand of this thread. What. The. Hell. Just. HAPPEEEEEEEEEEENED...
But yes, Austria's Hunger Games song wins.
The odds were in their favor.

Sorry.

Woah, Israel with the lead now! Hers was good as well. I'm a sucker for a power ballad.

Denmark with the 2 points - ouch! I liked her.

ICELAND WITH THE 33 POINTS WOOT!
I didn't want them to go home empty handed.

Okay, okay, capslock off.
Will Iceland get *any* points? Or is there a run rule?

SERIOUSLY, DID THEY GET UP THERE VIA HELICOPTER?

HOLY CRAP THAT STAGE IN THE STADIUM IS HUGE!

Love the announcers that speak in their own language. I don't blame y'all. English is hard.

(My European geography is a bit wanting. Forgive the Ignorant American, willya?)

Except for Australia. Australia is in proximity to NOBODY.

Kind of fun to try and figure out which country will give their 12 points, with just knowing the rest of the points-receivers and their proximity to the performers.

Still no love to Iceland. Oof.

Oop, San Marino just got on the board.

San Marino and Iceland sitting there all awkward...

Blowing my mind that the 12 points can only take you so far. If enough juries put you into their top 12, you can climb up the board quickly.

This is a lot like Election Night.
Without the nausea.

I'm not gonna try to keep up.
It does look like the juries like Austria. I have a friend in Europe that has been able to keep up and says this could be A Thing.

Can someone tell me how to get on an Eurovision jury?
Is it a lottery?
Or are they musicians?
Do they buy their way in?

Lucio strumming his guitar to release nervous energy.
I feel that.
#Anxiety