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Help, 'tis the season. I've seen lists in previous years about trick-or-treat candy options for kids that can't to chocolate or nuts.

What are some alternatives? πŸŽƒ

28.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Navy? Never thought of them as builders on land.

26.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, SCOTUS will manufacture a reason to say that Johnson doesn't have to swear her in. Because originalism says, women don't count. 😑

22.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So don’t share it!

22.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wow, is that on his application for a Nobel Peace Prize?

03.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kindred spirits. πŸ’ž

03.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I would know first-hand, used urinal puck?

02.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EWWW

24.09.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also know that he was Nicolettee Sheridan's stepfather.

16.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They aren't blood related.

28.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Cat day, Ronaldo!

09.08.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’― I have often said that my epitaph would say life's too short for uncomfortable shows

27.07.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disagree.

26.07.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harmony is the "mother" who pimped her out to Shilo, not Nina, and she's dead.

24.07.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I think his reaction puts the end to the Drew is Shilo speculation. 🀞

24.07.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crappy AI to boot. πŸ™„

21.07.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, please, he could ask his favorite judge and fangirl Aileen Cannon, to approve it.

17.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious... How does he shake hands since bruising is on the top of his hand and not his palm? πŸ€”

17.07.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ted Cruz was reelected in 2024. Y'all need to go after Cornyn in Texas

12.07.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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US tennis star Amanda Anisimova defeats No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka, advances to Wimbledon final Amanda Anisimova advanced to The Wimbledon Championships women's singles final after defeating World No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka on Thursday.

I am looking forward to the Wimbledon championship on Saturday with New Jersey native Amanda Anisimova. She is the youngest American woman to advance to the Wimbledon finals since Serena Williams in 2004.

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11.07.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It will probably be their Christmas card. πŸ™„

09.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chance is the victim.

07.07.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replay of an old episode

05.07.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this printed before or after Bezos had the paper bend the knee?

04.07.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hostages (prisoners), not immigrants. For Fuck's Sake @

03.07.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So did California ..
The University of California,
initially offered free tuition to all state residents. Later extended to the Cal State Colleges and Community Colleges

The transition awayfrom free tuition began in the 1970s under Governor Ronald Reagan.

Because of course it did. 😑

03.07.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe join the Democratic party....otherwise....

29.06.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say it louder for the people in the...red hats!

29.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F*ck

29.06.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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