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Queer Canadian housewifery.

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sexy head to toe Arcteryx goretex
sexy Mary Poppins heavy on the umbrella
sexy paddling drysuit
sexy knee length down parka because Vancouver people wear down in the rain for some reason
sexy highvis rain gear construction worker
sexy c'mon kids lets go home now and watch the Jays

01.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isโ€ฆ is the answer to the question yes? Because that makes sense except for the fact that the question is phrased as if itโ€™s its own entity and not part of a human with a brain.

31.10.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read the entire cursed transcript of the evidence. It includes "gems" such as "Don't you find that applying EDI criteria to research funding amounts to guiding scientific research based on ideological considerations at the expense of academic freedom?" ๐ŸคขCdn researchers, #AcademicSky, pay attn!

31.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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In this election, the people have two separate but equally important choices: a city they can afford or the billionaire-backed politics of the past.

Our new ad just aired during Law & Order.

31.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4477    ๐Ÿ” 875    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

I see youโ€™ve chosen not to enter the US ever again.

30.10.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post on X by Acyn featuring a video clip and caption. The caption quotes Vance saying he hopes his wife will be moved by the church and come to share his Christian faith but accepts that everyone has free will. The video preview shows Vance speaking at a podium with a Fox News chyron reading โ€œVance debates students in honor of Charlie,โ€ as people stand behind him

A post on X by Acyn featuring a video clip and caption. The caption quotes Vance saying he hopes his wife will be moved by the church and come to share his Christian faith but accepts that everyone has free will. The video preview shows Vance speaking at a podium with a Fox News chyron reading โ€œVance debates students in honor of Charlie,โ€ as people stand behind him

The second image shows Vance in a suit and Erika Kirk in casual clothes embracing on stage in front of a large Fox News backdrop with the text โ€œVice President JD Vance.โ€

The second image shows Vance in a suit and Erika Kirk in casual clothes embracing on stage in front of a large Fox News backdrop with the text โ€œVice President JD Vance.โ€

Calling it now, JD Vance is going to get divorced and marry a white woman before he runs in 2028.

30.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1641    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
Genuine apologies. I don't mean to be disrespectful. But I don't know who this woman is. I believe she is a Fox News host, but when I Googled "woman Fox News host," everyone looked the same. So I don't know this person's name. 

Anyway, the photo shows a blonde woman wearing a checked sport coat and white shirt standing next to John Fetterman, who's wearing a dumpy black work shirt.

Genuine apologies. I don't mean to be disrespectful. But I don't know who this woman is. I believe she is a Fox News host, but when I Googled "woman Fox News host," everyone looked the same. So I don't know this person's name. Anyway, the photo shows a blonde woman wearing a checked sport coat and white shirt standing next to John Fetterman, who's wearing a dumpy black work shirt.

how the average straight couple looks when going out for dinner

30.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5692    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 758    ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

The poster has now blocked me. Guess they didnโ€™t like being called out. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

30.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modest proposal: miss 50+ council votes, like Mr. Thin Blue Line, & a trap door opens & flushes you into False Creek. Counterthesis: only effective if you actually show up for work at City Hall.

30.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Journalism tip: If someone says drop the story, thatโ€™s a sign to keep reporting.

Back reporters who wonโ€™t flinch. Support our independent journalism โžœ propub.li/43MugoG

30.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1969    ๐Ÿ” 644    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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Itโ€™s an image stolen from Ina Garten on Instagram. She was in the Hamptons.

30.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brian Montague, who bluntly has appeared to enjoy being a councillor less than any councillor Iโ€™ve ever covered, has announced he wonโ€™t be running for re-election

30.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Ok but the ending shot of Lamb. ๐Ÿคฎ

29.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just a girl.
Thinking about getting a Calamansi tree and a wall sconce with a grow bulb.
But also am concerned Iโ€™m a plant hoarder.

29.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been really fatigued since my booster and read this as the Walter White episode and lemme tell you me brain was confused.

29.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He wore this *to a CNN interview and CNN photoshoot*

29.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 388    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*to be clear: i am teaching faculty so Iโ€™m familiar with both our penchant for aggression and likelihood for communicable diseases

28.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t read the article but are these lab monkeys or teaching faculty?

28.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was not aware! Good grief.

28.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a hat and gloves is standing in front of a closet full of clothes . ALT: a woman wearing a hat and gloves is standing in front of a closet full of clothes .
28.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A D.C. task force shot at a driver. Itโ€™s not in the police report. Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.

WILD story. A DHS officer shot at a man he thought was fleeing (a judge dismissed all charges). Bullets went into the driver's side window, through his jacket collar, and into the empty passenger seat. An MPD cop on the scene says he was ordered not to put it in the police report.

28.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4083    ๐Ÿ” 1663    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

Also, got ours on Friday and both of us still have warm vax sites today.

28.10.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently this booster gives us a much stronger response to infection. This is the first year Iโ€™ve gotten โ€œcovid armโ€ (definitely from shots) and also random hives(!!!), which may or may not be related.

28.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

28.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4724    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no manโ€™s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

28.10.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4666    ๐Ÿ” 754    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Congrats to baseball fans for getting into edging

28.10.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In conclusion, maybe you should be high while watching.

27.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s a rough watch. I kept thinking about just before the wall came down that my class was in a childrenโ€™s musical about the nuclear threat and a song with the lyrics:

27.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the ICE agent is Canadian, they murder Indigenous people by forcing them freeze to death. Theyโ€™re called Starlight Tours.

27.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE POLICE #4 - Starlight Tours Thirty years later, we know some of what happened to Neil Stonechild. But we still donโ€™t have justice.

Random person butting in here in case others reading your posts are interested in these podcasts on starlight tours:

www.canadaland.com/podcast/the-...

And also:

thisiscriminal.com/episode-138-...

27.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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