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Tim Baker

@timrb.bsky.social

Just another middle-aged straight cisgendered white male shitposter

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Latest posts by timrb.bsky.social on Bluesky

I always loved that Micallef "blankety blanks" skit where Shaun asks Ugly Dave Gray, "now, why do they call you 'Dave'?".

12.09.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Duttonโ€™s mine-

14.01.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Years ago we discovered that if you take a guy that will 'fuck anything that moves' you could find a fixed point in the universe by simply finding something that this guy won't fuck. But physicists are yet to implement this perfect instrument.

04.01.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
VHS Revue 59 - Futurama Tape 4 (2003)
YouTube video by David M. Green VHS Revue 59 - Futurama Tape 4 (2003)

Dial-up that Internet & crack open a Bundy, itโ€™s a NEW EPISODE! Weโ€™re going back to a time when breakdancers used MiniDiscs & people watched one-day cricket. Take a seat in the nearest forklift for VHS Revue 59 - Futurama Tape 4 (2003) #vhsrevue #futurama

21.12.2024 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How To Make Davey. Volume One, by Davey Lane 12 track album

A surprise album of covers by Davey Lane has appeared today. Great selections - Supergrass, Curtis Mayfield and... Tim Heidecker. cheersquadrecordstapes.bandcamp.com/album/how-to...

21.12.2024 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Star Wars films from best to worst:

1. Empire of the Sun
2. Rogue Trader
3. Star Wars Holiday Special
4. Return to Oz
5. Star Trek
6. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
7. Phantom of the Opera
8. Awakenings
9. Revenge of the Nerds

19.12.2024 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 948    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
VHS Revue 58 - Channel 7 Eyewitness News Brisbane (1975)
YouTube video by David M. Green VHS Revue 58 - Channel 7 Eyewitness News Brisbane (1975)

NEW EPISODE! And weโ€™re going WAAAAYYYYY back today to a rare U-matic recording from the early days of colour TV in Queensland thanks to @flemishdog.bsky.social. Itโ€™s VHS Revue 58 - Channel 7 Eyewitness News Brisbane (1975). Incredible stuff! youtu.be/1J9YXbdJMT0?... #vhsrevue #news #aussietv

01.12.2024 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My optometrist kept prefixing things with "now, when we get to a certain age...", referring to the both of us.

27.11.2024 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I can feel it in me waters"
"I refuse to comment about on water matters"

27.11.2024 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isnโ€™t a selfie.

26.11.2024 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screen shot of an orange-headed space creature with misaligned facial features. Text subtitle reads: "I must alter myself into a life-form which can exist on this planet."

A screen shot of an orange-headed space creature with misaligned facial features. Text subtitle reads: "I must alter myself into a life-form which can exist on this planet."

27.11.2024 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once the Ritalin kicks in I'll formulate a response as to how creepy this is to read right now.

23.11.2024 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like Wodonga too

23.11.2024 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wide image of a night-time scene. Silhouettes of trees against a starry night sky, the aurora australis shows in beams of pink against the blue night with hints of yellow. There are lights in the distance and subtle reflections of the aurora on the water at the bottom of the image

A wide image of a night-time scene. Silhouettes of trees against a starry night sky, the aurora australis shows in beams of pink against the blue night with hints of yellow. There are lights in the distance and subtle reflections of the aurora on the water at the bottom of the image

Well I guess I should share something on here. An image I captured of the Aurora Australis near Old Tallangatta, VIC, Australia.

22.11.2024 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One huge omission from todayโ€™s ABC 2025 content announcementโ€ฆ #BringBackTheBunny

21.11.2024 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Badum-Tsch!

20.11.2024 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Dan!

20.11.2024 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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