joint chief of staph

my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer

Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly

A sister account called The Hague of Bluesky but it only reposts the good stuff

blues and grizzlies please win your games today for my mental health thank you

stop breaking the law assholes

I want to be clear that every time I call these people traitors, degenerates, and vermin, I understand the historical implications of that language and regret only that I cannot be harsher.

Who will tell them?

hey wait but that's illegal

sexy dame dressed as a shark

french pinup artists were on a different level

I feel this in my bones

FAT SQUIRREL

WINTER-READY CHONKY CRITTER

Look at this fat fucking squirrel

rofl you whiny little dork

A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism

Apparently this is a controversial position of late but I am brave enough to say I am still horny for Marisa Tomei 🫡

My red state governor's big passion project has been legalizing child labor

Just to look at me you’d think “I bet that guy’s a worldwide top 1% Modest Mouse listener” but the joke’s on you pal, because I’m actually a worldwide top 0.5% Modest Mouse listener

Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable

Godzilla probably has a lot of bird crap on him but it’s not the first thing you’d notice

being haunted by a holy ghost would be way more annoying than a regular, secular ghost

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands

A panel from Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan appears in a kitchen on November 10 as a circulatory system as he is reconstituting himself. Art by Dave Gibbons.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Don’t stop believin’/ goregrindin’ and pig-squealin’

this perfect dummy

I know these are politically fraught times and the last thing we need is more division, but…

Bete Pootigieg

go ahead, have another edible

current mood

smoking weed (the joke)