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Episcopalian-Husband-Girl DadΓ—3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟑🟀 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐 #SABR Member

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I mean, we peruse the pages, lol

22.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,128th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

21.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooooh...should have. Maybe MAGAts would have read it.

21.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the Big Guy's son added an 11th, the most important one, some say.

21.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Schuelke with that "Not making the Big League squad" nameplate. Lol

#GuardsBall

21.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. The strike zone is being measured as where the plate angles in, not the FRONT of the plate? I'm at a loss for words.

21.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is still on the other site, tell Andre Knott to get over here!!!

#GuardsBall

21.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Who the f*** is this guy?" - me, after the starters left the game.

Can't wait for the "THIS GUY NEEDS TO MAKE THE CLUB!" folks.

#GuardsBall

21.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing better than #GuardsBall on TV

21.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Cavs winning trades at every turn. Hunter out for the rest of the season for eye surgery.

#LetEmKnow

21.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, we #Baseball.

#GuardsBall

21.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me why I got 3 reels in a minute that were about "The Game"

21.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,127th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

21.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the "THE MEDIA IS LYING TO US!" folks out there...

If Trump's supporters own most of the media, and the media is lying to us...do I have to explain this more???

20.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to my "All the Nas" Playlist and "Watch Dem N*****" was followed by "Count Me In" and I love how #HitBoy used a sample from the other track. It's subtle, but amazing.

#HipHop #MusicSky

20.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, yeah, the #Nets are trash, but the #Cavs might not lose another game in the regular season.

#LetEmKnow

20.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1,126th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

20.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's what plants crave.

19.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's great. Now go after Ohio. They have made the same threats.

19.02.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

19.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8537    πŸ” 1052    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 35

I'm trying to shrink again. Got pretty lazy from Thanksgiving to Super Bowl Sunday.

19.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,125th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

19.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNIPE!

#Olympics #Hockey
#TeamUSA

18.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang. Right after Sweden pulled the goalie, they got the equalizer. OT #Olympics #Hockey coming up!

18.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Have you all seen how many politicians and corporate bigwigs have had to step down around the world because of the Epstein files?

And the world is still spinning.

Which means we can arrest them all and the world will still spin.

It’s time to put cuffs on.

#EpsteinFiles

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18.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At what point will being wildly unqualified and overconfident become toxic again? Asking for a country

18.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 2

First we had a Mad Men skating routine (Zoobie Zoobie Zoo) and now we've got Step Brothers getting some play.

#Olympics

18.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,124th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

18.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have seen many Letterkenny clips over the years. Actually watching it now. Love some good lowest common denominator humor.

17.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely fair.

17.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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