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Whats the measurements? Need to find me a new jar.

a reddit post in the makeup addiction subreddit that reads: how do i accomplish wendy torrances flushed, tired, and sobbing look from the Shining? with a picture of her from the movie below the question

LOGGING ON

This is what I love about Barney of Napalm Death. Unassuming as fuck.

When I worked there, close to a decade ago, social media chatter about the released games you worked on was considered gross misconduct and had you obtain a chat with HR. I imagine after the leaks in the past, they went back to this after liberalising a bit in 2018.

I think they had an actual armed rebellion planned for the north, where they'd take advantage of the chaos in the south, in the wake of the blowing up, but aye, without any kind of real backing from any other considerable power, it was a bit daft.

Shameful to see the company slide back on the improvements made post 2018 when the RDR2 crunch shitstorm hit.

Betting this is just because they're likely to have talked about hours worked, exposing that the company has gone rotten again.

If you're a freelancer videogames industry reporter in the Edinburgh area, I have some short notice work for you. My email is edwin.evansthirlwell@rockpapershotgun.com

Person involved with a game spelled Cthulhu complains about the Japanese writing system

All these news stories about people being carebears in Arc Raiders are viral marketing to make me buy it so I can put a bullet in all their heads.

But nah. I'm not falling for a dev openly using generative AI so they don't have to hire voice actors whenever they need work done.

1st form

I'm still mad there's no open world tokusatsu-like game where you run around as a normal person, bump into stuff happening, have to transform and then duke it out with baddies until you do a big finisher and blow them up tae fuck, with an episode ending thing to conclude and move you on.

YouTube video by MUGEN Productions Tojima Tanzaburo Wants to be a Kamen Rider Insert Theme - 『Let's Go!! Rider Kick』 by TeddyLoid

GO! GO! LETS GO!

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This bug is far older than Windows 11 but holy shit, they're actually doing it? I guess the vibe coders will fuck this up one as well, though.

75 hours in Dark and Darker and I broke my pacifist streak because some wank tried to bonk me when I was carrying a few quest items. They chucked spells at me, I chucked steel.

Rest in piss to a man who made the world immeasurably less safe and more dangerous for all its inhabitants. There are not many bigger bastards than Dick Cheney.

Always baffled by Scots wanting to celebrate "Guy Fawkes Night" when he was a Catholic wanting to blow up a Protestant monarchy in England, 100 and change years before the Union ever united Scotland and England. Its not your history, stop trying to celebrate it!

No...no!

Buy one, gift it to the person you most hate in life.

You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital

Kyatapi Land

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Finished Mouthwashing in one sitting, there. Does a lot of cool tricks and the like to present itself, but I don't feel anything for the story at all, really. Confirms I must be dead inside, or perhaps I just don't like horror stuff.

Reviewbrah of Report of the Week is in a thrift store. He's wearing a gray suit with a white shirt and light green tie. The trousers hang pin straight without a pucker or ripple.

look how beautifully these trousers hang

Had a Slovakian girlfriend and she was trying to tell me about this game she played as a kid called "Zoo Tikon" and I had no idea what it was. Turns out it was this, she just couldn't pronounce Tycoon as a kid and remembered it that way.

There's so many of these in Japan and it truly is a mystery how they don't go out of business. Whole bunch of restaurants and cafes that operate out of someones spare room. I feel mental whenever I find a new restaurant in the area that gets recommended and its one of these.

Orson Scott Card is a relative of Brigham Young?! Explains a lot.