Feral Godmother

My OCs don't follow any religion. Most don't have a problem with believing that there is a Maker, but they don't believe that the Chantry represents either Him or Andraste. My Qunari, Zarah, is devoutly agnostic. Kit Trevelyan and Maisy Hawke are anti-Chantry. Sofia and Lucrezia don't really care.

Lucrezia de Riva is scared of snakes. She stays away from snakes. Kit is afraid of men who wants to marry her. She punches noble men. Maisie is afraid of geese. She kills all geese on sight, or has Beth kill them. Sophie is afraid of Harlequins. She stays out of Orlais.

All of mine do needlework, knitting, and crocheting. They all do it for different reasons, but they all enjoy it a lot.

B... I've played both male and female, but since I'm a woman, I prefer to roleplay that way.

A - Yes, yes I did. I played it the day of release. And I'd do it again.

Sophia is a bad ass Warden Rogue. She'd have punched him in the face in Haven, then gone back out to find the Cure.

Maisie Hawke would have been an absolute disaster. Leliana would have been amused, Josephine in tears, and Cullen would have his palm permanently attached to his face.

Lucrezia fell in love with Lucanis over late night coffees. He was trying to stay awake to keep Spite from taking over, and she wanted him to feel safe enough to fall asleep so she sat with him. They talked about everything.

Felassan? I admit it. He's kinda (really) hot.

Sophia was annoyed. Got her king and got to be queen.

Maisie just wanted to drink and have sex with the broody elf. Life got in the way.

Kit is just wondering who thought that making her the Inquisitor was a good idea.

Lucrezia just wants to stab the bad guys and go home with Lucanis.

What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.

B. Rogue... Slice and dice like a food processor.

Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."

I don't see what I'm supposed to be seeing.

B. Alistair, though to be honest, I did some swapping around based on what quest I was doing at the time. But, mostly Ali because he's cute and funny.

No need to stress. No worries. I believe you. It's all okay.

No need to be sorry. So many people don't think of it like that, and it's okay. But when talking about Cullen's trauma and attitudes about things, it's something that can't be forgotten. It definitely makes what he says and does a little more... understandable. You don't just get over SA...

Let's not forget that it were desire demons. It's likely, and probable from context, that there was SA as well.

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.

I wish I could. it just won't work on my computer.

B... Yeah, I know that some think that it's kind of anti-climactic, and they aren't entirely wrong. But Holy Hell... The DA2 battle with Corypheus was an effed up, master class in how to over complicate a boss battle. Too many things going on and too many ways things can get screwed up.

We probably do. From a social standpoint, it's a narrative of women chasing the exciting. Personally, give me the boring one that's home and cleans the cat box for me. I have one of those. He's wonderful. That may be why I'm kind of simping for Lukas. LOL

From my point of view, and YMMV, he married her in good faith. She changed the rules, and what was he supposed to do? Was he really flat, or was he just not as "exciting" as the forbidden fruit?

You mentioned one of the parts that really bothered me. What she does to her husband. She seems so selfish to me and it just turned me off. I didn't like either of the leading characters. They were just so self centered.

It's the most logical and lore based explanation at present. Until BioWare gives us their version, it should be canon.

An adventurous DA fan got Isekai'd into Thedas. They saw a dragon and banged them.

C. I really want to know the origins of the Qunari. If they are part dragon, how did that happen? Did an adventurous DA fan just walk up to a Dragon and... Bang??

That's how it happened, isn't it? Who are we fooling, we know it is.

Dat sammich is good for puppies...

A... No hesitation. Alistair is a cinnamon bunt. Morrigan is chorizo. Both are good, but given a choice, I'll always take the cinnamon bun.

Paella... Which she always serves with Flan and White Sangria.

Viago taught her how to cook because, "You can't trust any food that you don't make yourself." As an assassin, it makes sense.