Josh Matejka

It’s 1000% that he’s coming from
Chelsea. If it were anyone else, no one would give a shit

I don’t get it, but I’ll be his #1 fan once he puts on red and white

In Missouri, tax dollars are for billionaire sports team owners. apnews.com/article/chie...

make 👏🏼 sex pests 👏🏼 cry 👏🏼 again 👏🏼

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

They’re a close second behind the Golden Knights

YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic I'm Waiting For The Day

Man ... losing Brian Wilson and Sly Stone in the same week. The music world is worse and less weird now.

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Dinesh’s whole career is built on elaborate and laughable fanfic, of course he’d say this

The player we can’t write about and football’s ‘systemic failure’ to deal with sexual violence A Premier League player is representing his club despite facing accusations of sexual violence. And nobody can talk or do anything about it.

A player at a Premier League club has been accused of sexual assault by four different women and has carried on playing.

We can't name him for legal reasons.

“It’s a systemic failure,” says Nazir Afzal, the former Chief Crown Prosecutor for North West England.

✍️ @mjslater.bsky.social

Myles Garrett should’ve gone further

Sometimes I get sad. Really sad. And it makes life hard.

But then I remember that Jamie Benn will probably never win a Stanley Cup. And that makes it all better.

Mood:

It’s rote at this point, but I do think it’s always worth pointing out the deep, searing insecurity so many conservative men have about their own gender identity.

[steely dan voice] May 19

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

Francis II: Electric Boogaloo? (catholics get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

Dammit, man

White unlocks Øde in a way that both excites and frustrates me. Wish he could develop that same rapport with Timber, but happy to have two world-class RBs

MLB Replay was a mistake

Will history remember Connor Hellebuyck as hockey’s most fraudulent netminder?

a close up of a man 's face with his hands folded and a crowd behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hands folded and a crowd behind him .

Remontada????

Bukayo Saka, my perfect footballing son

Mizzou disc-based sports are elite. Won both the men’s and women’s titles in disc golf in 2022

OUR $100 MILLION DOLLAR MAN

Deeply afraid that I’ll have to buy one of each

Miles Mikolas getting shelled game in and game out will be a nice treat every fifth day. Should help me get through this season just fine

Not that it's had an outsized impact on the Cardinals as of yet, feels noteworthy that the umpiring has been decidedly worse this year across the MLB.