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St. Louisan Public defender Just some guy He/him Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c

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Gray had a pretty good tenure during a lousy era of Cardinals baseball and he enjoyed it here, so I'll always appreciate him for that.

Brendan Donovan is going to be the tougher pill to swallow. If Bloom is truly committed to a rebuild though, he kinda has to

25.11.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty good return for one year of Sonny Gray IMO. Sucks having to eat part of the contract, but you lose leverage in these deals when everyone has a NTC

25.11.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two random guys being melodramatic about St. Louis bagels on Facebook

Two random guys being melodramatic about St. Louis bagels on Facebook

One of the guys' profile pages

One of the guys' profile pages

The page reveals he's from Flint, Michigan

The page reveals he's from Flint, Michigan

St. Louis bagel slicing discourse was going around again today for some reason, and look, I really don't want to be an asshole here, but come on man

25.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.

24.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine a hypothetical booth of Sean McDonough and Gary Danielson. There would be so much complaining it would create a black hole that destroys the universe

22.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real heads still have the "Santa vs Jesus" card game jingle stuck in their heads

21.11.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
20.11.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 467    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
episode 060

episode 060

19.11.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
episode 070

episode 070

18.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
episode 008

episode 008

18.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
episode 097

episode 097

19.11.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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St. Charles County judge agrees to resign in 2 years after wearing Elvis wig, politicking in court Judge Matthew Thornhill admitted to wearing an Elvis wig in court and discussing his political campaign, among other misconduct.

Fascinating things happening in the Missouri legal scene @ugarles.bsky.social @fleerultra.bsky.social @helldude.bsky.social www.ksdk.com/article/news...

19.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

18.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2445    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

By far the best thing about Sesame Street is the way it maintains the conceit that every celebrity on the show is someone the muppets already know personally

18.11.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door ALT: two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door

Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving

16.11.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 492    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Episode 166: I Saw a Hat Once

This week we have a Frenchman who signed on to a really lopsided deal, a surgeon with a creative idea involving his butt, and a mining company thay did something terrible to tons of people: open.spotify.com/episode/5PjO...

13.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a little funny to see people saying they support the starbucks workers while also saying the coffee they spend their labor making sucks. definitely a "both things are true" situation so like i get it but i don't know if you need to say it in your post about supporting the strikers

13.11.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesโ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesโ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

09.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29235    ๐Ÿ” 6381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 469    ๐Ÿ“Œ 769

Rushing for 7.2 YPC is probably how

09.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How in the hell did we win that game

09.11.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game is really challenging my "don't be the guy who gripes about officiating" rule

08.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The world's largest Pentecostal denomination has been covering up the sexual abuse of children for at least 50 years.

Where is the national outrage?

08.11.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 745    ๐Ÿ” 340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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this always gets pushback but try living in a state with a "part time" legislature that receives a small salary and you wind up with a government run by bail bondsman and guys who own boat dealerships

07.11.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

In which Charles and I manage to wring a good conversation out of a lackluster football game:

07.11.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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City Saint / Country Saint S3E9 Rams with Alex Turpin of Here's A Guy The Saints were humiliated once again, this time 34-10 by the Rams, and Ron and Charles are starting to get tired of it. Nobody was here to get our asses because we have another ex-fan joining us. St.

As we face the bleak future of our franchise, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are barely holding it together after the brutal loss to the Rams. Nobody gets our ass because *St. Louis* Rams fan @turpin4prez.bsky.social has no love for the LA version. Stick to the end for offseason pod news.

07.11.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I don't know enough about the trial or the specific charge, so for someone who knows more- was the sandwich guy acquittal a true nullification? Or was there some tricky element of the charge that the government didn't prove?

06.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voterโ€™s positions. Mamdaniโ€™s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.

05.11.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2503    ๐Ÿ” 569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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