Giovanni’s Roomba

Oh that’s not—

Was bravely asking oomf for his alt right as twitter shut down and now I don’t know if the DM went through 😭

Gm Bluesky please look at this cute and sporty pic of me

This is crazy—you’re an inspiration to tall boys everywhere

Wish I felt this way!!

Okay so 1 vote for gain—trying to crowdsource my way out of paying for a trainer

‘it’s being reported that the united healthcare ceo shooter was a handsome man in his 30’s’

ryan murphy:

Very serious—I thought he was just a comedian but then I got an ad for his Christmas album??

Going full defying gravity over failing a phishing test at work—pleading with IT like “I’m the one you want, it’s me—IT’S MEEEEEE!!”

Ready to receive hand me downs

Had no idea Matt Rogers sings

In a frustrating and somewhat stressful medical scenario where I have to “wait and see what happens when the claim is submitted” like do I owe $100 or $5,000? Who knows! I love American healthcare

In the “Amtrak Metropolitan Lounge” at Moynihan, reserved for First Class passengers 💅🏼

Yesss this is true, very tasty stuff

My current obsession is Adirondack Creamery Earl’s Chocolate PB

I’m coming out as a Van Leeuwen hater—how is this delicious? How is this premium??

Feeling rich rich

One of the best parts about being a New York transplant is getting to be HER for the holidays

Can’t believe I have a full time job that’s just yapping, reading, holding space, and feeling power

Watching 30 Rock like it’s a concert

Honestly this for any IRT line—I’m only fluent in IND

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Trying to decipher service changes for the 4/5/6

Crazy that a musical about the chilling effect of fascism on academic freedom and the collusion of university administration and municipal government in service of the surveillance state is more relevant now than when it was written in 2003

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Stephen Schwartz writing the drum kit parts for the Wicked score

Should I rebrand my account to “Corey Stoll Updates”

Lois Griffin jumping off the stairs but she’s defying gravity

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

Ari did so good I’m so proud of her 🥲

(youth pastor voice) you know who else defied gravity