Travis R. Eby

Brooo you are telling me this freak who’s lecturing us about his superior genes and phrenology can’t even do two pull-ups 😭

I accidentally clicked the AI Mode button, pray for me 🙏🏻

So funny complaining about the keystones because you know they were tacked on as a nod to the “historic character” of the neighborhood

No idea what this group FB is pushing on me is, but the pearl-clutchers of Park Slope are flipping out about a building that is TWO stories taller than the brownstones next to it. How are these people real?? You live in New York City sir not a shire in the Cotswolds.

New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.

If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.

“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”

this has become a very important video to me

God I really hope these work. I am ready for MODERN FARE GATES across the system.

I took the 165 NJT bus from PA to Guttenberg today for a holiday party. This was the view.

I think if you showed the men who built the NYC subway the city their creation enabled, they’d be overcome w/ emotion. But if you told them how little we’ve expanded it since—they’d beat us to death w/ clubs.

Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.

This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.

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jfc, yeah you gotta send someone to jail for this. the thing that separates a military from a large gang is that you don't do shit like this.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck chuckle chuckle chuckle awwww Mikey boy, what a gem you are

‘There is no Mamdani effect’: Manhattan luxury home sales surge after mayoral election, undercutting predictions of doom and escape to Florida | Fortune Signed contracts for Manhattan homes over $4 million skyrocketed 25%; “the idea that people would flee New York was overblown,” said realtor Donna Olshan.

In the aftermath of much well-heeled panic about a potential mass exodus of New York millionaires and billionaires following the election of Zohran Mamdani, the contrary is already happening, and Manhattan luxury apartment buyers are voting with their wallets.
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he really is quite useless.

30 Rock episode where Jenna Maroney has a meltdown that her Spotify listening age is 64 so disappears to listen to KPop Demon Hunters for 72 hours and then sleeps with a Spotify engineer to change her Wrapped

Pharmacy: we’ll hold your prescription for 10 days 🙂

Pharmacy 5 days later: we’ve cancelled your prescription and we’re holding a relative of yours hostage as retribution

With the number of reminders the pharmacy sends me to pick up my prescription I feel like they should throw me a ticker tape parade when I finally get that shit

Niche post I know but *how* are the Warriors featured in every other nationally-televised NBA game. We have had enough Warriors!

The MTA has been very successful at pushing the onus of bus performance improvements onto the city, but it was MTA who walked away from the Select Bus program, did very little on bus stop spacing in its network redesigns & blew off all-door boarding

There is still much work to be done, but I'm looking at this headline marveling at how it almost feels like a quaint time capsule from 2016 — the ground has shifted dramatically in a few years and on some level even the very fine people at the Post know this sh*t doesn't have the juice anymore

Far from the first person to make this observation, but they really need to be selling merch 🏳️‍⚧️

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

OMNY is such an ongoing shitshow. Two of the three readers at my station broken.

While I’m glad Commissioner Tisch let Ricky Patel (Special Agent in Charge at HSI) know that she’s not happy with their raids, I’m disturbed by footage of NYPD officers clearing the way for ICE vehicles. It’s a violation of our sanctuary city law to facilitate deportations.
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Metro-North is 99% drunk millennials coming home from someone’s family in Connecticut right now ( 👋 )

Possibly the lowest hanging urbanism fruit in the entire country is building trains in New Jersey!

Always a mind f*ck to look at our transit network from a different orientation

Not the truncated White House

I’m sorry but this is sending me

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.