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Jason

@hoppercaf.bsky.social

Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you donโ€™t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ https://www.instagram.com/jason__tessier/

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Latest posts by hoppercaf.bsky.social on Bluesky

Peter Griffin gay orgy

Peter Griffin gay orgy

me describing what being on bluesky is like

03.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The only representation I can find ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.02.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THINK OF MY POOR LONG LEGS DAMMIT

03.02.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re 5ft8?! Mama, youโ€™re being blocked and deleted asap

03.02.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face .

No hate! ๐Ÿ™ˆ

03.02.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha itโ€™s very that (I know Iโ€™m a problem!). I keep going ooo I can do that workout and look like that and then go oh actually no that wonโ€™t make me look like that.

Also you ainโ€™t lanky - you are muscular and tall babes!

03.02.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No hate to the short kings, Iโ€™m just jealous cause I canโ€™t achieve the same body as yโ€™all

03.02.2026 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it every time I see a well built muscular man on here that I think โ€œooo thatโ€™s the body I want from going to the gymโ€ and then I find out theyโ€™re like 5ft10. Itโ€™s no fair!! I need some 6ft1 and up muscle body representation and inspiration thatโ€™s achievable for my body height ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.02.2026 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I thought the it was supposed to be snowing this week, did I miss something ๐Ÿ‘€

29.01.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older woman in a yellow sweater is saying let 's go ALT: an older woman in a yellow sweater is saying let 's go

Ok time for grandma to go to bed and stop being cranky

24.01.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No judgement, but I just donโ€™t get the obsession (or even interest) with Hydrox ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

24.01.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had expedition 33 on my to look at list for a while. Avoiding Baldurs gate 3 as itโ€™s a turned based game right? Or have I got it wrong ?

23.01.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not seen this one before, will lookie

23.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played the Jedi series and loved them, tried playing assassins creed but lost interest pretty early on (not really sure why). Iโ€™ve got What remains of Edith Finch on my wish list as Iโ€™ve read good things!

23.01.2026 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really enjoy the RPG games but Avowed was one of my favs with the magical element to the play through. Also not a big fan of turn based playing. Any recommendations would be great for games on PS5 please and thank you!

(Iโ€™ve played more games but these are the more recent ones)

23.01.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I follow any gamers on here? I need some new games to play but get pretty stuck with what to try next. Recent plays include: Skyrim, Oblivion (remastered), The Invincible, Digimon: story time stranger, the long dark, Dragon Age: Vanguard, Destiny, Rachet & Clank: Rigt Apart, Destiny 2 & Avowed

23.01.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was this good looking I would be in front of every single camera

22.01.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve actually lost track of how many Golden Girls episodes Iโ€™ve watched in the last few days ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

22.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent a chunk of last night shivering like crazy and I cannot for the life of me regulate my temp. Absolutely freezing now ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฅถ

22.01.2026 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

21.01.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll take a few ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going insane with this flu. Please entertain me. I need nudes, drama from work or bad jokes to take my mind off of being stuck in this flat ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

21.01.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is the first time Iโ€™ve been off sick from work in god knows how many years ๐Ÿ˜ญ i need to get out of this flat before I lose my sanity

21.01.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly! Iโ€™ve been doing SO well with resetting routines. Itโ€™s annoying cause I always avoid colds and flus but I guess it was bound to happen ๐Ÿ˜ญ hopefully yours is in on its way out!

21.01.2026 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is sitting on a green couch ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a green couch

I hate being sick, itโ€™s the most boring thing ever. Itโ€™s driving me insane

21.01.2026 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I approve of this pose - my example would be 2/10 ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a woman sitting at a desk with the words " i cannot get sick right now " on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a woman sitting at a desk with the words " i cannot get sick right now " on the bottom
20.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch with bart and maggie ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch with bart and maggie
20.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All I Have To Do Is Drink Maple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Cayenne Pepper GIF ALT: All I Have To Do Is Drink Maple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Cayenne Pepper GIF

Other appropriate gifs are as follows

20.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is saying `` everything hurts and i 'm dying '' . ALT: a woman is saying `` everything hurts and i 'm dying '' .

After looking Sam with his flu since Saturday, Iโ€™ve finally caught it. Thoughts, a cuppa and an explanation for my PT why I suddenly dropped on my protein goal intake would be great

20.01.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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