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Jason

@hoppercaf.bsky.social

Painter based in London. Addicted to overpriced coffee and amateur cyclist (he/him) | If you donโ€™t support trans people, please remove yourself immediately ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ https://www.instagram.com/jason__tessier/

692 Followers  |  230 Following  |  364 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.9436

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Anyone want to fund for me to continue traveling around and not go back to work? Had gorge speedboat trip to our stay on Cat Ba Island in Vietnam

09.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Insta saw it, so here ya go.

05.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2nd stop in Vietnam ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ

04.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the middle of nowhere. Horror movie vibes

04.10.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cutting out lactose based items is such a pain. Arlo do a good lacto free cheese if you need! Check your protein powders too - Bulk have a great vegan protein range if you need alternative

03.10.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve eaten quite a lot of food. Does that count? All I can think of tbh

02.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holiday day 1 - check out the hotel lighting

02.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And weโ€™re off to Vietnam ๐Ÿ›ซ

01.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I should have said I have a wife and 2 kids

30.09.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time at a barbers today (usually go to my gay hairdresser but heโ€™s on holiday and I needed a skin fade before holiday) and I said I had a boyfriend in our convo. I think I broke my barber and ruined his script for talking to customers ๐Ÿ˜…

30.09.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Instantly in love with this sweater - anyone know where I could find it? ๐Ÿ‘€ (probably 4 years too late ha)

28.09.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best feeling when the person cancels the plans for the thing you didnโ€™t really want to do in the first place

25.09.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t she just release an album ๐Ÿ™ƒ

24.09.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, maybe I need to start volleyball!

24.09.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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come and take it

23.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1949    ๐Ÿ” 797    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

This show was insane! SOOOO good!

23.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Giving proper emo vibes!

22.09.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Followed by these

22.09.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gotta have the OGs every time (could swap Scyther for Scizor)

22.09.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you could pick a team of Pokemon from across any generation, without worrying about stats or abilities/moves and purely for who youโ€™d like in your team, who would you pick? This would be mine:

22.09.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, she did it โœ‚๏ธ

20.09.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

20.09.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, QTP with your favourite Water-type Pokemon ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ฆ

20.09.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well, she did it โœ‚๏ธ

20.09.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going to take the plunge and finally get my hair cut short later today and embrace my receding and thinning hair - youโ€™d think by this point I would have come to terms with it and be ready but alas no! ๐Ÿฅฒ

20.09.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I just want big tits and abs, is that too much to ask for?!

18.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Google is telling me Iโ€™ve either got GERD or Iโ€™m having a heart attack. Canโ€™t wait to find out which one ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.09.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank fuck they didnโ€™t have the shoes as I wanted to run and hide

13.09.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the man in the New Balance store was looking for a code for some shoes I wanted and before I could say โ€œno thatโ€™s a screenshotโ€, he swiped the screen to try to scroll down but only swiping through my photos and landing on a topless photo of me burnt on the beach ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.09.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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